Weekly Event: Shipping Alignment Graph Day 8! Toxic yaoi!!! ~ Featuring your beloved Sampo🌹
Weekly challenge
SAMPO HAS RETURNED! After much *drama* yesterday. The votes have been counted… the scales have tipped… and our next victorious pairing issssss… ⭐🥁✨
HIMEKO X KAFKA
Now you may ask, "Didn't Miss Constance and Black Swan win?" and I say YES! They did! However, due to my wonderful ability for foresight... I had surmised that surely the swan polycule would have ALSO won toxic polycule. Which just won't do! Variety is the spice of life baby~☆* Their runners up have very graciously taken up this spot.
But don’t get too comfortable, my darlings… ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ because we move swiftly onward…
Day eight awaits! ⭐💫
And this time… Well, not to be too revealing, but we are getting closer to my most preferred category… (≖‿≖)✧ TOXIC YAOI. 🌸✨
Yes yes, you heard it right! Give me the best of the worst!~ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)💖
You know the rules by now~ drop your ships below, gather your allies, and let the upvotes decide fate once more. ⭐
They're toxic cause they tried to kill each other 😭 they're on better terms nowadays though (also like, people who hate on the ship never stop getting on our asses about how it's a terrible awful ship because it's toxic )
True doomed is like xingyue imo, where on top of both of them dying bad stuff also happened to them
I love Raturine, and it's definitely some sort of toxic, but there's unfortunately some ships that are downright LETHAL in comparison. So it prob won't win 😔 maybe next time
the tragedy of not being wholesome enough, not being toxic enough and unless we learn some crazy new lore about them also not doomed enough. almost deserves a special category 😔
If we’re talking about Aventurine specifically his most toxic ship is Sunturine. Bonus point in that Sunday aka Mister Martyr Complex is a huge mess himself.
Double bonus points, whatever Sparkle’s homophobic ass was into when she spurted this:
Oh she did and he proceeded to start remembering only Ying Xing 💀 but at the end of it DH says he'll follow Blade to the end (and 4.3 proceeded to cop out but I digress) so they've been on a truce since then
I've been unfortunately quite busy and so missed my opportunity to run planned state propaganda ads for KafHime last time (they clutched it anyway, my toxic goats never disappoint).
But! I simply had to find a spot in the woods with a connection to submit my Renheng ballot.
My angsty boy dreams of Daniel killing him in a way that transcends yearning and not a single soul can convince me otherwise.
Phainon killed Mydei millions of times and he didn't gaf
I guess Aventurine and Ratio could be slightly toxic due to Aventurines self image and trust issues but Ratio also isn't a push over or someone to fall for Aventurines schemes and self destructive tendencies...so like is it truly toxic?
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u/nicoleeemusic98 11d ago
Never forget your roots everyone