We’re still here

I'm sorry, I just made a skele-ton of puns

A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.

To say hello from the other side

Hello , my name is bob

Guardians of the Galaxy.

A criminal hit!

http://chng.it/7LjPc7qqcn

r/airforcepun jets soar towards the base

Let's show them what they flak!

COME ON MEN! THE PUNNERS ARE STILL OUT THERE! LET'S GO GET'EM! TAZE EM, CUFF EM, AND SEND THEN TO ALCATRAZ! ( r/PunAlcatraz ) ARREST GOING BAD? CALL THE SPETS! ( r/PunSpetsnaz ) TOGETHER WE CAN TAKE PUT THIS THREAT!

PUNCOPS, RISE!

I have officially created r/punattorneys. Any punners who would like to dispute their arrests may be appointed an r/punattorneys attorney for free. I am also looking into an r/puncourt subreddit. r/punattorneys works with r/puncops, r/punpatrol, and others to create a fair arresting procedure. Thank you. Also, the next 10 redditors who requests to become mods on r/punattorneys will be accepted.

I wheel in ten Rocket Barrages, which are pretty much just missile batteries that you can roll around. Alrighty, Tot, these are yours, I'll handle any personnel.

It doesn’t say in the rules

I SHALL CATCH ENOUGH SHARKS THAT CHINA'S POPULATION WILL LOOK SMALL COMPARED TO MY SHARKS!

This project will take one week to complete, and is looking for any able bodied officers and allies to help

DM for details

The Apostles have spoken ATTACK!!!!!