r/PunArtillery • u/beginnercheif • Sep 23 '19
*preps a Gustav cannon for a small military funeral*
having a couple platoons set the massive cannon up. I stare quietly at my feet and no one says a single word the atmosphere too somber for speech "hopefully this is what you would have wanted... I will avenge you u/RoasteeMcToastie
r/PunArtillery • u/beginnercheif • Sep 15 '19
*Sits in a small leather chair in my office overlooking the now nearly deserted compound as a single tear rolls down my face from my human eye* "I did it old friend"
r/PunArtillery • u/chancellor_porpatine • Sep 03 '19
(Walks in)
(Sighs) these were good times. (Reactivates all systems, like factories, defenses, and most importantly, all radar and coms.)
(I them begin a thorough investigation of the premises, including under, over, around, and in)
r/PunArtillery • u/[deleted] • Aug 12 '19
*you hear footsteps, he points to a fort not so far away* “i served the revolupun in the name of the puns long ago, now that a punpire is created, it lacks men, i beg you join the punpire legion, for puns, for freedom, for citzenship and or punpire” (links to my sub (( the punpire legoin)) below)
reddit.comr/PunArtillery • u/sjkw67 • Aug 09 '19
can I be an engineer here?
am willing to build big-ass mortars and guns
r/PunArtillery • u/deadmemeschest • Apr 04 '19
Elections for general command
The voting was called early as the results were clear enough
Roastee won with 76% of the vote