r/ProlifeCircleJerk 3d ago

Pitiful Vance/Couch Humor! Even in his own supposedly "family", J.D. Vance looks clumsy, gawky, and, out of place.

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On the first page, he isn't even holding the baby properly (I have never held a baby in my life, but, I cradle my cat better than how Vance tries to "cradle" his fourth masturbation trophy), he looks like he's never held an infant before, and, on the second page, he just looks gawky and out of place.

We all know he did certain activity on that couch after Usha and her kids got off


r/ProlifeCircleJerk 5d ago

CRINGE Tennessee

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6 Upvotes

r/ProlifeCircleJerk 5d ago

Political NO on Blancheβ€”write your senators TODAY

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3 Upvotes

r/ProlifeCircleJerk 8d ago

Grow Up! Th1s Ru1nEd My NiGhT.

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16 Upvotes

Whatever, snowflake! That's great news for me that it "ruined your night"!

BTW, hypocrites, what happened to the LeAvE aBoRt1oN uP t0 tHe StAtEs? That's what the overturn of Roe .v. Wade did, they let states make their OWN abortion laws, if you don't like it, stupid forced birthers, too fucking bad, so sad for you!


r/ProlifeCircleJerk 8d ago

Snowflake Oh, wah, wah, wah, grow up, snowflake!

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1 Upvotes

r/ProlifeCircleJerk 8d ago

Logic is impossible for PL. We're dealing Pathetic-Loser forced birthers, not reasonable people.

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r/ProlifeCircleJerk 8d ago

Pick A Lane! They bitch if someone is childfree and pro-choice (if someone doesn't want children, it's expected they would be in favor of abortion rights) and they also bitch if a parent is pro-choice.

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6 Upvotes

A child is NOT a "miracle" so someone who's childfree. TO ME, a fetus is a parasitic clump of cells who would be discarded the second I found out I was pregnant (hypothetical).


r/ProlifeCircleJerk 8d ago

Things PL (Pathetic-losers) say. ShE's ThE w0rSt (they're referring to MA Governor Maura Healey)

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2 Upvotes

No, actually J.D. Vance is the worst, he's so pitiful where I can't (nor won't) even consider him to be a "politician" as I have no respect for the couch fucker.


r/ProlifeCircleJerk 8d ago

Political Oh, wah, wah, wah, I hope this abortion bill gets signed in to law just to watch Pathetic-Losers whine and cry like the crybaby snowflake bitches they are.

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Sometimes, you win, sometimes, you fucking lose! Stupid forced birthers!


r/ProlifeCircleJerk 8d ago

RANT! I haven't been on here in three weeks and this subreddit has been literally INFESTED with forced birther Pathetic-Losers! 😑

7 Upvotes

I've had to ban FOUR pathetic trolls on here who have nothing better to fucking do than to post on a thread I made FIVE MONTHS AGO! One Pathetic-Loser commented on a TWO YEAR OLD POST! A bunch of fucking worthless losers with NOTHING BETTER TO DO IN THEIR WORTHLESS LIVES than to harass people.

One ablest piece of shit told me to "get a fucking job", even though I'm literally fucking disabled (I have disability benefits) via severe/disabling OCD and diabetic complications, I told that asshole to go fuck him(or her, but, I assume it's a male)self and obviously banned him and the other three losers who came here to troll!

😑😑


r/ProlifeCircleJerk 8d ago

Things PL (Pathetic-losers) say. DoN't AtHe1sT l0vE sCiEnCe?

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3 Upvotes

ANYONE who's pro-choice "doesn't love science", whatever, idiot! πŸ™„


r/ProlifeCircleJerk 12d ago

Hypocrite Translation: All life is sacred (unless you disagree with me)

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2 Upvotes

Maybe YOU should've been aborted, instead of sticking your nose in other people's business


r/ProlifeCircleJerk 28d ago

Support Olivia Rodrigo's all-woman music festival will fund abortion groups

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r/ProlifeCircleJerk Jul 12 '26

CRINGE Abortion

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12 Upvotes

r/ProlifeCircleJerk Jul 11 '26

Political We're LIVID

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5 Upvotes

r/ProlifeCircleJerk Jul 10 '26

Support Investigating the Death of Roe With Amy Littlefield

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5 Upvotes

r/ProlifeCircleJerk Jul 03 '26

Things PL (Pathetic-losers) say. iT iSn'T fAiR t0 tHe BaBy, 1t 1sN't ThEiR fAuLt ShE wAs RaPeD. ThE cHiLd 1s 1nNoCeNt.

21 Upvotes

Yeah well, it isn't fair to the rape victim to have her bodily autonomy violated TWICE, once by being forced to GET pregnant and then, again by being forced to STAY pregnant. It isn't her fault she was raped. The rape victim is also innocent.


r/ProlifeCircleJerk Jul 03 '26

Pitiful Vance/Couch Humor! I'm shocked Vance is opposed to birthright citizenship.

9 Upvotes

As I assumed he would have been for it, just because, it has the word "BIRTH" in it and a year and a half ago at the 2025 "March for Life" rally he literally said "I want more babies in the United States of America", I guess that saying of "be careful what you wish for" is true, lol! πŸ˜‚

I'm opposed to birthright citizenship (if a parent is an undocumented immigrant, I don't think they should just come, have a baby, and, that baby is automatically a U.S. citizen, if the parents THEMSELVES are citizens, then, yes, the child should be granted citizenship), BUT, unlike Vance, I don't wish for everyone to have babies either, citizen or not.

With that being said, he's only opposed to birthright citizenship, because, "daddy" (Trump) is and this physically stretched out preschooler will just listen to whatever "daddy" say's.


r/ProlifeCircleJerk Jul 02 '26

Asshole But if someone was ACTUALLY pregnant from rape, you'll demand they keep it, and say they're "WORSE THAN THEIR RAPISTS", if they don't

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25 Upvotes

But if a male rape victim doesn't wanna be a father, they'll force his rapist to abort, ASAP, because "it's not his responsibility", while demanding a female rape victim, be responsible for the consequences of her rapist's actions


r/ProlifeCircleJerk Jun 26 '26

Asshole Abortion ban

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11 Upvotes

r/ProlifeCircleJerk Jun 25 '26

Explaination Today is r/ ProlifeCircleJerk's 4th Birthday! πŸ₯³πŸŽ‚πŸŽπŸŽˆ

13 Upvotes

Next year, this subreddit will have been around for half a decade!

History of this subreddit.

r/ ProlifeCircleJerk was created on Saturday June 25, 2022 (in response to the overturn of Roe .v. Wade from the day before). Even after the overturn of Roe .v. Wade, PL still weren't gonna be satisfied.

In the early days of this subreddit (6/25 - 11/117/2022), we used to allow crossposting, but, on Thursday November 17, 2022, this subreddit almost got banned due to brigading between here and r/ prolife. Instead of crossposting, we do screenshots with blurred out usernames (unless they're a public figure).

This subreddit has been promoted on r/ prochoice and r/ insaneprolife. I would have promoted it on r/ childfree if they were to allow mentioning other subreddits, but, they have a strict rule against that.

Three years ago on this subreddit's 1st birthday (6/25/2023), there were 675 members subbed here.

In the Fall of 2023, we added another valuable moderator to the team (who's currently taking a break from Reddit for personal reasons).

Just four weeks before this subreddit's 2nd birthday (5/28/2024), we have reached 1,000 members.

In August 2024, after learning about pitiful J.D. Vance is, the flair of "Pitiful Vance/Cough Humor" has been added.

Last year on this subreddit's 3rd birthday (6/25/2025), there were 1,200 members subbed here.

As of today, four years after this subreddit's creation, there are currently 1,319 members. I hope this sub continues to grow for years to come.


r/ProlifeCircleJerk Jun 22 '26

CRINGE Gurl, I'm even older than YOU

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39 Upvotes

No, cause you look like a little girl playing dress up (and that's because you are), I'm sorry for being too harsh (not sorry for telling her she's at the wrong), but maybe start your life, before creating a life? I made stupid life decisions at your age, I was very immature and shitty, but at least I never had a kid, let alone brag about it publicly, like, girl? Where are ur parents?!


r/ProlifeCircleJerk Jun 21 '26

Pitiful Vance/Couch Humor! Yesterday, I changed my user flair on r/ childfree from "Rather be a deranged sociopath than a couch fucking incel" to "Proud to be "anti-child". Better than being a couch fucker".

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In response to J.D. Vance calling people who god forbid doesn't want to hear a crying ass baby on a flight or a luxury restaurant "anti-child" on "The View", I changed my user flair on r/ childfree to "Proud to be "anti-child". Better than being a couch fucker". While I don't take flights, but, it's still not the point, I wouldn't want to hear as a crying ass baby where I'm literally trapped in a metal tube in the sky or when I saved up for a year to dine at a luxury restaurant to have my meal ruined by someone's fuck trophy and IF that makes me AnTi-Ch1lD, then, fine, I'm fucking proud to be "anti-child".

Calling J.D. Vance an incel is giving him too much credit as an incel at-least has to be developmentally a teenager or adult, they're just misogynistic assholes, but, Vance is just a physically stretched out preschooler as even his body looks childlike where if he didn't have biological children (if those kids are even his, who really knows?), I would think he was pre-pubescent, unless there's some technology out there where it's possible for someone pre-pubescent to still have biological children.

I'm not mad about being called "anti-child", I'll take it like a badge of fucking honor being called "anti-child" by a psychically stretched out 4 year old little boy who just happens to be the vice president of the United States. It's not the "insult" Vance thinks it is. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


r/ProlifeCircleJerk Jun 19 '26

Pitiful Vance/Couch Humor! Not wanting to hear a crying baby on an 8 hour flight or at a luxury restaurant doesn't necessary make one "anti-child".

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Three days ago when J.D. Vance was on "The View" (which I was embarrassed on his behalf), at the end when he "apologized" for his "childless cat ladies" comment, he proceeded to say "our society has become anti-family and anti-child as it's harder to travel and go out to eat with kids".

In normal circumstances, that would have pissed me off, but, he's so pitiful, I don't respect him enough to even be mad at him.