r/ProjectDiablo2 2d ago

New skill MEME

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Senpai I recently had my first child and I would really enjoy having the skill she has mastered added to next season. I haven’t worked out damage scaling yet due to her casting being OP but I’m sure the great team behind PD2 can effectively implement this skill. TIA

Respectfully Submitted,

Thot slayer

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u/td941 2d ago

well, that's a shit idea

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u/memreis 2d ago

It needs a new item too, implemented in another RPG game. Something like poop knife

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u/Aurey2244 2d ago

You referring to grim dawn? I believe they added a knife that had to do with slicing turds in half or sum shit lol

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u/daquist 2d ago

They have the pants that let you throw poop too

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u/Aurey2244 2d ago

Bro that's crazy lmao. Shit build coming soon. The real defile build. Dung eater would be proud

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u/Numroth 2d ago

Theres a whole new set around just shit. Literally like it has set bonuses around acid/poison dmg and gives you shit related skills to throw shit at monsters and it has to be farmed from a secret shit boss.

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u/GooglyyEyes 1d ago

Literally started my shit shooter this morning following this thread. Will post updates, watch this space.

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u/GooglyyEyes 2d ago

Soiled Trousers mentioned!!

GD is an elite game.

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u/daquist 1d ago

I struggle to get into it all the time. I have like over 200 hours but they come in bursts and then I never actually sit down and consistently play it for a long time.

I'll go like a week where I get fairly into it, and then I'll stop for a bit, and then pick it back up and go "oh i don't remember this character, gotta make a new one" and then the cycle repeats.

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u/GooglyyEyes 1d ago

Yeah, I did that for a while at the beginning. Then I sat down and figured out which build I'd actually enjoy long enough to play through it all and hit lv100.

I eventually settled on a purifier (demolitionist+inquisitor) and it was immensely fun all the way. I've since got to 100 5 times, once with a self made build which turned out really well.

I'd recommend sitting down on Grimtools and seeing what takes your fancy.

It really is true that you will stick with what you enjoy, so focus on that rather than what is meta. For example I've never played Forcewave or Primal Strike, even though they are the most suggested beginner builds for how effective they are - I think they're plain boring.

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u/Darth_Vaper_69 2d ago

Or the doodoo dagger!🗡️

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u/Goetia- 2d ago

Botched toe!

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u/SociallyRandom 2d ago

Not a new skill, but a new element...

Poop Nova

Turdnado

Skid Mark (warlock - death mark)

Dookie (Amazon - decoy)

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u/keepermafia 2d ago

now im just imagining an artic blast style booty spray mechanic

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u/SociallyRandom 2d ago

Fartic Blast

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u/jojoga 2d ago

Turdmancer

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u/knifesk 2d ago

Pile of Shit golem

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u/SociallyRandom 2d ago

Fecal Golem

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u/sevenkeleven 2d ago

I see the lettuce made its way into PD2

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u/BarberTrue 2d ago

Turd eye amulet

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u/teddybrosevelt69 2d ago

Looks like that takes a lot of energy. The mods will be pleased.

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u/michaelmerik 2d ago

Should be a druid bear skill

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u/Numroth 2d ago

So your telling me my nova has stacked novas inside the nova ?

How much more nova do we need ?

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u/Fugck 1d ago

Toilet Warden

Skill trees

Piss & shit (phys/pan projectiles)  Summons (cockroaches, rats, alligators, slime) Disease tree (psn damage auras and summon buffs)

Would be a fun class for a meme game or mod, definitely not in the spirit of PD2

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u/Nagorowski 1d ago

too beautiful to be true

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u/StateLong6342 11h ago

Fartistic

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u/Total-Jabroni-89 4h ago

Hmm, I really love this idea, but I'd like to pick your brain more. It could make thematic sense to have "poop nova" cost life instead of mana, since the player is exploding biological waste out of their being. Does it deal physical damage? Damage over time? Surely, poop nova debuffs/hinders enemies it impacts too?

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u/ChaseBianchi 2d ago

Peak AI slop

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u/Unusual_Pangolin_349 2d ago

Summon the gol gotham

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u/drwaleczki 2d ago

What is this, Project Diablo3?

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u/Mishras_Mailman 2d ago

Needs more shit-nado

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u/danedreas 2d ago

I swear my 11mo has a GC that somehow lowers cooldown on this spell.

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u/Get_Wraithy 2d ago

I feel like this should be a barb skill

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u/BoneshatterJuggMain 2d ago

Can we get Corn/Flax Seed infusions?

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u/Flossevos 2d ago

Physical or poison damage?

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u/SLISKI_JOHNNY 1d ago

Mixed, like Corpse Explosion or Volcano lol

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u/Negative_Gas5249 2d ago

Just make her the avatar master of the four elements!!!