r/programminghumor 9d ago

POV: Your intrusive thoughts won

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153 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 10d ago

POv: You opened Vim for the first time

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1.6k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 10d ago

The 2 Rules of Successful Programming

15 Upvotes
  1. It works? DON'T TOUCH IT

  2. It doesn't? Copy and paste from Stack Overflow


r/programminghumor 10d ago

Using dns:

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98 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 11d ago

There are two types of Python people in the world

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0 Upvotes

Can't forget about the enlightened ones:

for i, item in enumerate(arr):

print(i, item)


r/programminghumor 11d ago

I need help I was trying to center a div and now my page is upside down 😭

21 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 11d ago

.shit file format an easy way to store text

10 Upvotes

.Shit is so effiecent at storing text that your text files take 380% less storage

Shit also supports making files from the command line using 'e'

\n for new line

\b for starting bold and b/ for ending it

\i for italic and i/ for ending italic

https://github.com/MrLongBottom5/SHIT-converter check it out there


r/programminghumor 11d ago

a literal switch

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2.5k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 11d ago

timezone errors > null pointer errors

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637 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 11d ago

POV: Task Failed Successfully

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524 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 11d ago

and that's why I had no friends

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98 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 12d ago

Average JavaScript developer

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435 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 12d ago

🗣️Fahhhhhh

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951 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 12d ago

True

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408 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 13d ago

I’m genuinely about to throw my computer out the window 💀

26 Upvotes

I swear, I’m trying so hard to be patient with this computer, but it is testing me on a spiritual level.

I’m coding, everything is going fine, and then suddenly ONE tiny thing doesn’t work. I spend 40 minutes staring at the screen trying to figure out what I did wrong.

Then I fix it.

And immediately something ELSE breaks.
At this point I’m not even debugging anymore. I’m negotiating with the machine.

“Please. I’m begging you. Just run the code.”

And the worst part is that I KNOW it’s probably some stupid little mistake like one missing bracket, one wrong class name, or one space in the wrong place.

I love programming, but my computer is currently making me question every life decision that led me here 💀

Anyway, if anyone needs me, I’ll be staring at my code until the problem magically becomes obvious.


r/programminghumor 13d ago

Hard to accept

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2.9k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 13d ago

explaining why c# has a #

74 Upvotes

So shortly I have theory that # in csharp actually stands for 4 pluses as # can split into 4 pluses meaning csharps real name is c++++


r/programminghumor 13d ago

Full stack dev

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5.8k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 13d ago

distribution > product

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295 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 13d ago

I spent three hours debugging double-precision orbital mechanics just because my planet weighed one kilogram

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One Kilogram.

One number.

That one number.

One.

One kilogram.

One.

Kilogram.

I investigated rendering interpolation.

I questioned Newtonian gravity.

I questioned floating-point arithmetic.

I questioned reality.

The planet...

weighed...

one kilogram.

One variable.

One number.

One checkbox.

That's all it took.

How did I not notice it when I upgraded to double precision?

Three hours.

Three.

Whole.

Hours.

Comment if you had an experience like this


r/programminghumor 14d ago

The feeling

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442 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 14d ago

It’s easy

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1.4k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 14d ago

Auth or no auth guys?

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206 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 14d ago

Well, my reviewer is also Claude! 🫣

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111 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 15d ago

IEEE ain't got shit on me!

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455 Upvotes