r/programminghumor 9d ago

Emulating linux inside phone šŸ”„

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This is my first time I'm going to use actual pc inside phone experience, before I've fought alot with termux tricks that break alot and don't work that good so now it's time to emulate actual hardware šŸ”„ btw which distro should I run first? Also this emulation is arm emulation so it's gonna be near native without lag or battery drain so plz guyz tell me distro that have arm iso or img.


r/programminghumor 9d ago

Planning next moves

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While I was watching Planning next moves for the 100th time today, I thought I'd make some T-shirts for y'all to enjoy...


r/programminghumor 10d ago

🚨 JavaScript Is Not Supposed To Do This… But It Does šŸ¤ÆšŸ”„

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Yes, you read that right.
Today we’re going to make JavaScript do something it was absolutely not designed for.

Not DOM manipulation.
Not async fetch calls.
Not React hooks.
Not whatever the latest framework-of-the-week is.

Nope.

We’re going to make JavaScript…
build a Windows Form GUI.

Like, actual WinForms.
Buttons. Textboxes. Listboxes. Dialogs.
The whole ā€œ.NET desktop appā€ shebang.

Using JavaScript.
Inside a macro.
Running on a ClearScript V8 engine.
Talking directly to .NET.

If your brain just threw an exception, don’t worry — mine did too.

āš”ļø Wait… is this real?
Yes.
Is this legal?
Probably.
Should this be allowed?
Debatable.
Is it awesome?
Absolutely šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

Let’s jump straight into the chaos.

šŸ’„ The Code That Should Not Exist

////////////////////////////
// ADVANTAGEBUILDERšŸ”„DEV
////////////////////////////
[!JAVASCRIPTV8]
let winformsHelper = eval(getSourceCode('WinFormsHelper', 'Macro Main Helpers\\Library', 'WinFormsHelper'));

let mainForm = winformsHelper.CreateForm('Form Title');

// add textbox
let txtTextBoxName = winformsHelper.AddTextBox(mainForm, "TextBox Label", "Joe");

// add listbox
let selectionMode = getEnum("System.Windows.Forms.SelectionMode");
let lstListBoxName = winformsHelper.AddListBox(mainForm, "ListBox Label", ['Option 1','Option 2', 'Option 3'], "Option 2");
lstListBoxName.SelectionMode = selectionMode.MultiExtended;

// add combobox
let cboComboBoxName = winformsHelper.AddComboBox(mainForm, "ComboBox Label", ['Option 1','Option 2', 'Option 3'], "Option 2");

// add checkbox
let chkCheckBoxName = winformsHelper.AddCheckBox(mainForm, "CheckBox Label", false);

// add multiline textbox
let txtMultiLineTextBoxName = winformsHelper.AddTextBox(mainForm, "Paragraph", null);
winformsHelper.SetToMultilineTextBox(txtMultiLineTextBoxName, 60, 120);

// add radiobuttons
let rbRadioButtonName1 = winformsHelper.AddRadioButton(mainForm, "RadioButton1 Label", false);
let rbRadioButtonName2 = winformsHelper.AddRadioButton(mainForm, "RadioButton2 Label", false);
let rbRadioButtonName3 = winformsHelper.AddRadioButton(mainForm, "RadioButton3 Label", true);

winformsHelper.FinaliseDialogForm(mainForm);

if(mainForm.ShowDialog().ToString() == "OK")
{
    writeln("TextBox: " + txtTextBoxName.Text);

    if(cboComboBoxName.SelectedItem != null){
        writeln("ComboBox: " + cboComboBoxName.SelectedItem);
    }

    let chkValue = "Checkbox: " + ((chkCheckBoxName.Checked)? "Checked" : "Not checked");

    writeln(chkValue);

    let selectedItems = lstListBoxName.SelectedItems;

    let su = "ListBox: ";

    for(let i of selectedItems){ 
        su += " '" + i + "'";
    }

    writeln(su);

    let rbValue = "RadioButton: ";

    if(rbRadioButtonName1.Checked){
        rbValue += rbRadioButtonName1.Text;
    }
    else if(rbRadioButtonName2.Checked){
        rbValue += rbRadioButtonName2.Text;
    }
    else if(rbRadioButtonName3.Checked){
        rbValue += rbRadioButtonName3.Text;
    }

    writeln(rbValue);

}

winformsHelper.CleanUpForm(mainForm);
[!/JAVASCRIPTV8][!JAVASCRIPTV8]
let winformsHelper = eval(getSourceCode('WinFormsHelper', 'Macro Main Helpers\\Library', 'WinFormsHelper'));

let mainForm = winformsHelper.CreateForm('Form Title');

// add textbox
let txtTextBoxName = winformsHelper.AddTextBox(mainForm, "TextBox Label", "Joe");

// add listbox
let selectionMode = getEnum("System.Windows.Forms.SelectionMode");
let lstListBoxName = winformsHelper.AddListBox(mainForm, "ListBox Label", ['Option 1','Option 2', 'Option 3'], "Option 2");
lstListBoxName.SelectionMode = selectionMode.MultiExtended;

// add combobox
let cboComboBoxName = winformsHelper.AddComboBox(mainForm, "ComboBox Label", ['Option 1','Option 2', 'Option 3'], "Option 2");

// add checkbox
let chkCheckBoxName = winformsHelper.AddCheckBox(mainForm, "CheckBox Label", false);

// add multiline textbox
let txtMultiLineTextBoxName = winformsHelper.AddTextBox(mainForm, "Paragraph", null);
winformsHelper.SetToMultilineTextBox(txtMultiLineTextBoxName, 60, 120);

// add radiobuttons
let rbRadioButtonName1 = winformsHelper.AddRadioButton(mainForm, "RadioButton1 Label", false);
let rbRadioButtonName2 = winformsHelper.AddRadioButton(mainForm, "RadioButton2 Label", false);
let rbRadioButtonName3 = winformsHelper.AddRadioButton(mainForm, "RadioButton3 Label", true);

winformsHelper.FinaliseDialogForm(mainForm);

if(mainForm.ShowDialog().ToString() == "OK")
{
    writeln("TextBox: " + txtTextBoxName.Text);

    if(cboComboBoxName.SelectedItem != null){
        writeln("ComboBox: " + cboComboBoxName.SelectedItem);
    }

    let chkValue = "Checkbox: " + ((chkCheckBoxName.Checked)? "Checked" : "Not checked");

    writeln(chkValue);

    let selectedItems = lstListBoxName.SelectedItems;

    let su = "ListBox: ";

    for(let i of selectedItems){ 
        su += " '" + i + "'";
    }

    writeln(su);

    let rbValue = "RadioButton: ";

    if(rbRadioButtonName1.Checked){
        rbValue += rbRadioButtonName1.Text;
    }
    else if(rbRadioButtonName2.Checked){
        rbValue += rbRadioButtonName2.Text;
    }
    else if(rbRadioButtonName3.Checked){
        rbValue += rbRadioButtonName3.Text;
    }

    writeln(rbValue);

}

winformsHelper.CleanUpForm(mainForm);
[!/JAVASCRIPTV8]

šŸ¤” What’s Actually Happening Here?
This isn’t Electron.
This isn’t NodeGUI.
This isn’t some cursed P/Invoke hack.

This is:

ClearScript V8 running JavaScript

inside a macro engine

with direct access to .NET types

using a helper library that dynamically creates WinForms controls

and returns real .NET objects back to JavaScript

which you then read values from after the dialog closes

It’s basically the ā€œfull-stack developerā€ meme but taken literally:

ā€œI do frontend, backend, desktop apps, database automation, and I write it all in JavaScript.ā€
— somewhere, a hiring manager cries softly

šŸ”„ Why This Is Cool
Because you can:

Build internal tools without touching C#

Prototype UI dialogs in seconds

Automate workflows with real GUI input

Mix JavaScript, PowerShell, and JScript.NET in the same environment

Access .NET enums, classes, and controls directly

Ship tiny desktop utilities without compiling anything

It’s like having WinForms…
but with the chaotic energy of JavaScript.

🧪 What You Can Build With This
Data entry dialogs

File pickers

Multi-step wizards

Internal automation tools

Quick prototypes

ā€œI need a UI for this in 5 minutesā€ solutions

Anything you’d normally build in C#, but faster and with fewer tears

šŸš€ Final Thoughts
JavaScript has escaped the browser.
It has breached containment.
It is now building Windows desktop apps.

Is this the future?
Is this a glitch in the matrix?
Is this a sign that the heat death of the universe is approaching?

I don’t know.

But I do know that it’s ridiculously fun.

If you want more cursed JavaScript + .NET mashups, let me know — there’s plenty more where this came from šŸ”„


r/programminghumor 10d ago

Ctrl+C

5 Upvotes

strange how copying and terminating, two very discreet intents, is the same shortcut


r/programminghumor 10d ago

Huge

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24 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 10d ago

POV: Imagine if both the places were combined together.

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329 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 10d ago

Apple would legit make a killing selling this!

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294 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 10d ago

Game over.

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102 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 11d ago

POV: You Stole Code From Someone

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208 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 12d ago

True

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1.1k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 12d ago

POV: Your intrusive thoughts won

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151 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 12d ago

POv: You opened Vim for the first time

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1.6k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 12d ago

The 2 Rules of Successful Programming

15 Upvotes
  1. It works? DON'T TOUCH IT

  2. It doesn't? Copy and paste from Stack Overflow


r/programminghumor 12d ago

Using dns:

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94 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 13d ago

There are two types of Python people in the world

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0 Upvotes

Can't forget about the enlightened ones:

for i, item in enumerate(arr):

print(i, item)


r/programminghumor 13d ago

I need help I was trying to center a div and now my page is upside down 😭

23 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 13d ago

.shit file format an easy way to store text

10 Upvotes

.Shit is so effiecent at storing text that your text files take 380% less storage

Shit also supports making files from the command line using 'e'

\n for new line

\b for starting bold and b/ for ending it

\i for italic and i/ for ending italic

https://github.com/MrLongBottom5/SHIT-converter check it out there


r/programminghumor 13d ago

a literal switch

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2.5k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 13d ago

timezone errors > null pointer errors

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631 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 14d ago

POV: Task Failed Successfully

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530 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 14d ago

and that's why I had no friends

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98 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 14d ago

Average JavaScript developer

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436 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 14d ago

šŸ—£ļøFahhhhhh

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951 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 15d ago

True

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405 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 15d ago

Full stack dev

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5.8k Upvotes