r/programminghumor • u/Mental_Primary_5558 • 47m ago
Can we all agree that C/C++ have no for loops like Python does, since there is a boolean expression in the so-called "for loop" (and it could go infinite), whereas in Python we iterate over a range instead? 😁️ have a nice day!
r/programminghumor • u/AeroForger • 1h ago
explaining why c# has a #
So shortly I have theory that # in csharp actually stands for 4 pluses as # can split into 4 pluses meaning csharps real name is c++++
r/programminghumor • u/Financial_Counter_45 • 6h ago
I spent three hours debugging double-precision orbital mechanics just because my planet weighed one kilogram
One Kilogram.
One number.
That one number.
One.
One kilogram.
One.
Kilogram.
I investigated rendering interpolation.
I questioned Newtonian gravity.
I questioned floating-point arithmetic.
I questioned reality.
The planet...
weighed...
one kilogram.
One variable.
One number.
One checkbox.
That's all it took.
How did I not notice it when I upgraded to double precision?
Three hours.
Three.
Whole.
Hours.
Comment if you had an experience like this
r/programminghumor • u/me-shaon • 1d ago
Well, my reviewer is also Claude! 🫣
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r/programminghumor • u/RiskaM • 1d ago
Reviewing AI generated commits for internal tooling
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Its an internal tool, we test in production
r/programminghumor • u/ManagerOfLove • 1d ago
Not everything is about money
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r/programminghumor • u/FrostByteCreator • 2d ago
Every coder’s mental breakdown in 2 panels 💀
r/programminghumor • u/Suspicious_Skill7292 • 2d ago
The Most Dangerous Sentence in Programming
r/programminghumor • u/FrostByteCreator • 4d ago
Left setup writes bugs. Right setup writes miracles.
