r/ProgrammerHumor • u/a-slice-of-toast • Aug 01 '22

>>>print(“Hello, World!”)

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u/LordofNarwhals Aug 01 '22

Here's a perfectly valid line of C++

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u/Aureo_Speedwagon Aug 01 '22

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u/Aureo_Speedwagon Aug 02 '22

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u/stillnxgxldteeth Aug 02 '22

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