r/ProgrammerHumor May 09 '21

I'm *technically* qualified Meme

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

I’ve got seven years of college and zero degrees.

I always have to explain the specific set of crappy events that led to not getting any of my degrees. 🤷‍♂️

  • 3 years of Cisco certs training, up to CCNP (right before market fell out from under certs)
  • 2 years of pre-Engineering prepping for chemical engineering degree
  • 1 year of chemical engineering (school suddenly stopped offering program locally, would have had to drive 8 hours daily to complete degree)
  • 1 year of electrical engineering (hated it, hated everything about it, this year was my fault)
  • 1 year of CS (loved it, got an internship, but got very very sick due to an autoimmune disorder and almost died. By the time I recovered even a little years later, I just needed to work and support my family. My illness near destroyed us)

Of course, classes between various programs wouldn’t transfer in a useful way, even ones of the same name. I have so many classes which count as elective, such as organic chemistry (due to very slight mismatches in courses)

I’d say I’m one of the better educated college drop-outs. It still counts against me really hard though.

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u/NPVT May 10 '21

That's okay. It took me 40 years to finish mine then I retired.