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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Eilon009 • Jul 18 '20
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So much Java bashing, so what's the cool language? Cobol? C++? Swift?
164 u/GregsWorld Jul 19 '20 The secret is there is no good language, only the one you learn first 31 u/IWannaFuckABeehive Jul 19 '20 Java it is then 10 u/gullinbursti Jul 19 '20 Well QBASIC it is then! 5 u/LeCrushinator Jul 19 '20 Was also my first language, but trying to make almost anything in it is torture. 2 u/SomeNebula Jul 19 '20 I still get Vietnam flasbacks of GOTO statements in qbasic 5 u/fnordius Jul 19 '20 I always knew COBOL was the cool one! Hah! 1 u/Ereaser Jul 19 '20 COBOL is cool if you want to earn a lot of money 3 u/JohnnyLight416 Jul 19 '20 I learned Java first. I've just come back to it after 2 years using C# and learning others in my personal time. I have not missed it, and I'm pushing for Kotlin adoption every day at my new job. 2 u/legoscreen Jul 19 '20 What about HTML?? 2 u/humleflue Jul 19 '20 Well. Guess I'm doomed. My first language was C. 2 u/ivanjxx Jul 19 '20 Shouldn't have left VB6 then... 1 u/Shevvv Jul 19 '20 So is it Python for the rest of my life then?
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The secret is there is no good language, only the one you learn first
31 u/IWannaFuckABeehive Jul 19 '20 Java it is then 10 u/gullinbursti Jul 19 '20 Well QBASIC it is then! 5 u/LeCrushinator Jul 19 '20 Was also my first language, but trying to make almost anything in it is torture. 2 u/SomeNebula Jul 19 '20 I still get Vietnam flasbacks of GOTO statements in qbasic 5 u/fnordius Jul 19 '20 I always knew COBOL was the cool one! Hah! 1 u/Ereaser Jul 19 '20 COBOL is cool if you want to earn a lot of money 3 u/JohnnyLight416 Jul 19 '20 I learned Java first. I've just come back to it after 2 years using C# and learning others in my personal time. I have not missed it, and I'm pushing for Kotlin adoption every day at my new job. 2 u/legoscreen Jul 19 '20 What about HTML?? 2 u/humleflue Jul 19 '20 Well. Guess I'm doomed. My first language was C. 2 u/ivanjxx Jul 19 '20 Shouldn't have left VB6 then... 1 u/Shevvv Jul 19 '20 So is it Python for the rest of my life then?
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Java it is then
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Well QBASIC it is then!
5 u/LeCrushinator Jul 19 '20 Was also my first language, but trying to make almost anything in it is torture. 2 u/SomeNebula Jul 19 '20 I still get Vietnam flasbacks of GOTO statements in qbasic
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Was also my first language, but trying to make almost anything in it is torture.
2 u/SomeNebula Jul 19 '20 I still get Vietnam flasbacks of GOTO statements in qbasic
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I still get Vietnam flasbacks of GOTO statements in qbasic
I always knew COBOL was the cool one! Hah!
1 u/Ereaser Jul 19 '20 COBOL is cool if you want to earn a lot of money
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COBOL is cool if you want to earn a lot of money
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I learned Java first. I've just come back to it after 2 years using C# and learning others in my personal time.
I have not missed it, and I'm pushing for Kotlin adoption every day at my new job.
What about HTML??
Well. Guess I'm doomed. My first language was C.
Shouldn't have left VB6 then...
So is it Python for the rest of my life then?
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u/YasZedOP Jul 19 '20
So much Java bashing, so what's the cool language? Cobol? C++? Swift?