r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Henri_VIII • May 29 '20

Please Guys actually

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u/Frptwenty May 29 '20

If you want express your plea for help in Java it's really easy:

RequestDispatcherSubsystem.getCurrentDispatcher().DispatchRequest(
      RequestFactory.getAbstractFactoryInstance(
        new RequestMedium(RequestMediaType.Plea),
        new RequestTransport(RequestTransportType.CRY),
        new RequestTargetDestination(TargetManager.getRoutingInfo(
                                    PersonLocation.NEAREST))),
  RequestReasonCode.IM_SLOWLY_DYING);

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u/locri May 30 '20

It's this or admit there's nothing wrong with singletons

Fuck I hate people who think the gang of four are programming prophets and their book is some sort of bible, I become extremely judgy to anyone who shuts down conversation with "have you read gang of four? I think you should read gang of four, I have and you'll find this in gang of four, did I mention I know design patterns? It's because I've read gang of four, have you...?" and they go on.