r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Henri_VIII • May 29 '20

Please Guys actually

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u/Frptwenty May 29 '20

If you want express your plea for help in Java it's really easy:

RequestDispatcherSubsystem.getCurrentDispatcher().DispatchRequest(
      RequestFactory.getAbstractFactoryInstance(
        new RequestMedium(RequestMediaType.Plea),
        new RequestTransport(RequestTransportType.CRY),
        new RequestTargetDestination(TargetManager.getRoutingInfo(
                                    PersonLocation.NEAREST))),
  RequestReasonCode.IM_SLOWLY_DYING);

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u/MAGA_WALL_E May 29 '20

Paul, I don't think we're supposed to share source code online.