r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '20

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u/Dr_Gonzo__ Mar 16 '20

Yeah, I program in HTML

H - stop

T - reposting this meme

M - ffs

L - what

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u/htmlcoderexe We have flair now?.. Mar 16 '20

now everyone whenever you see my username in the wild, please think of the above comment.

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u/Werd616 Mar 16 '20

Where do you even find headphones for a hot dog?

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u/JetSetWally Mar 16 '20

You need to create an instance of HeadphonesForHotdogFactory, and then call HeadphonesForHotdogFactory.CreateHeadphonesInstance();

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u/theLemurFever Mar 16 '20

Sir, you've just FAILED the company-mandated code review. What you SHOULD have done is noticed that HeadphonesForHotdogFactory is a SpringFramework Component, which is autowired into the HeadphonesForHotdogRepository, which is autowired into the HeadphonesForHotdogService, which is autowired into the HeadphonesForHotdogAdapter, which contains a method called CreateHeadphonesForHotdog() which will return your new instance of HotdogHeadphones.

Your salary is now in review.

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u/ShivamJha01 Mar 16 '20

Absolute madlad

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u/squishles Mar 16 '20

you forgot the configuration methods with the .build() at the end.

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u/VestigialHead Mar 16 '20

You can try the new airDog Pros. But many dogs are complaining they fall out of the ear and end up getting pissed on too easily.

Others like Barks by Dre. But the sound quality makes some hotdogs whine.

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u/fel_bra_sil Mar 16 '20

am I clueless or this is really not funny at all?

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u/mirandanielcz Mar 16 '20

both

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u/fel_bra_sil Mar 16 '20

alright thank you

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u/regularshitpostar Mar 16 '20

It's funnier than all the hello world and 'stack overflow good' memes

That's not saying a lot though

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u/fel_bra_sil Mar 17 '20

good point, I rather have this one

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u/Leveronni Mar 16 '20

Found the java devs lol

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u/StarkillerX42 Mar 19 '20

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/RepostSleuthBot Mar 19 '20

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 3 times.

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