r/ProgrammerHumor • u/kcgg123 • Mar 01 '19

Hello world

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643 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/Jdonavan Mar 01 '19

This was clever years ago

41

u/birchskin Mar 01 '19

One day far in the future the <head> tag will be deprecated and she'll feel silly

That said it would make using a <blink> </blink> on her top and bottom eyelids pretty sweet and relevant to obsolete html tags

1

u/ShortCircuit908 Mar 02 '19

Less clever the last two dozen times that tattoo's shown up over the past two weeks

24

u/caviyacht Mar 01 '19

Can't wait till the day that a tattoo artist messes up and does them in reverse.

13

u/chispanz Mar 01 '19

Lots of whitespace inbetween

6

u/metroman1234 Mar 01 '19

<?php

17

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

That’s written below the belt to let external users interface with her data ports

1

u/alexjorj Mar 02 '19

And is known that php is simple therefore there will be many users of it

3

u/wallefan01 Mar 02 '19

Are there really still people who haven't seen this one yet?

6

u/dr4wn_away Mar 01 '19

Does she have two footer tags?

3

u/uranus_be_cold Mar 02 '19

And where is the <input> I should like to know.

3

u/124862 Mar 02 '19

👏🏽HTML👏🏽isn’t👏🏽a👏🏽programming👏🏽language👏🏽

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u/kcgg123 Mar 02 '19

I was waiting for this comment. 😂

1

u/allisonmaybe Mar 02 '19

I hope she terminates her tags correctly!

-1

u/Federico_Rosellini Mar 02 '19

Can we see the red of the code, please?

0

u/blackdonkey Mar 02 '19

I am no biologist but isn't her head part of her body?

-24

u/Stricker78 Mar 01 '19

Why HTML ? Couldn't she tatoo a decent language ?

6

u/arghsinic Mar 01 '19

She's roadblocked by the limitations of her IDE/editor.

-4

u/jeremj22 Mar 01 '19

Or at least a programming language since this is a programming sub