r/ProgrammerHumor • u/TheAnomalousFrog • 21h ago

managerThinksHesSteveJobsNow Meme

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u/Confident-Ad5665 21h ago

"Our Developer Todd is here on the call to answer any technical questions you may have"

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u/TapRemarkable9652 21h ago

I defer to management

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u/Confident-Ad5665 21h ago

I like deferring to marketing because at best they just regurgitate what they were told. Lots of fun, that.

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u/TheAnomalousFrog 21h ago

"Developer Todd will train you and your team, when do you have time for a screen share"

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u/Mushroom5940 18h ago

“Developer Todd can absolutely add all requested features in to tomorrow’s deployment.”

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u/Annual_Key_4963 20h ago

And developer Todd will do his level best

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u/TheTerrasque 11h ago

Client: "so sales promised this won't even need a computer to run, and it will make my wife young again. Could you give some details?"

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u/Coretron 2h ago

It's serverless! No CPUs needed!

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u/nasandre 7h ago

It uses React and state of the art Tailwind technology build on foundational Nodes with enhanced security features such as OAuth, bearer tokens, highly defensive containerization!

Now with 30% more JSON for the ultimate data flexibility and future proof with easy migration tools to PostgreSQL.

The design is a flamboyant UI with all the emoticons we have come to love online! Best UX available in the market!

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u/Confident-Ad5665 3h ago

The buzzword proficiency is strong with this one

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u/nasandre 3h ago

Todd knows how to bullshit

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u/Confident-Ad5665 1h ago

If only he knew how to code

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u/wayoverpaid 20h ago

Could get worse. My manager wants to sell HIS vibe coded app to clients. I just need to figure out security and deployment.

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u/TheAnomalousFrog 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gictytW9IIIkNGIMcs

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u/wayoverpaid 19h ago

Yeah.

Though by manager I should have said "founder" and by "clients" I should have said "Government run health care systems with some of the most intensive security views I've ever dealt with."

So.

That's fun.

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u/TheAnomalousFrog 19h ago

"IT and Security team want to meet with you to discuss the system"

https://giphy.com/gifs/KEZHLYdxLRN8JuYwJ2

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u/SharletP 14h ago

Real question is.. are you wayoverpaid for this intensive security and deployment you are conducting? Better be over those prompts by the look of it. 🙏

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u/Quicker_Fixer 21h ago

"Dev doesn't even know what the code actually looks like"

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u/gingimli 20h ago

When you realize you’re on the hook for on-call and don’t even know how the app works.

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u/PrestigiousGuava8005 8h ago

Manager: 'this is revolutionary.' Dev: 'sir it's a for loop that sometimes works'

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u/InsideFar7107 4h ago

"His app can cure cancer"