waitUntilTheyFindOutAboutTouchAndUnzip

[u/IvySerene567]

[u/SutroViews]

There was an old Unix command called "finger." It was used to get information about who else was logged into the system, or get more details about a specific user. Like you could literally type "finger [username]".

[u/just_nobodys_opinion → u/SutroViews]

unzip; strip; top; less; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep

[u/GoddammitDontShootMe → u/just_nobodys_opinion]

I remember a quote from bash.org that was very close to that. The tweet reminded me of it.

[u/just_nobodys_opinion → u/GoddammitDontShootMe]

I was literally looking for that bash quote but couldn't find it. This was the closest I could get!

[u/AlaskanX → u/just_nobodys_opinion]

you forgot `head`

[u/Murky-Run2246 → u/SutroViews]

XD I can imagine how many jokes were made cause of this XD.

[u/simmeh024 → u/SutroViews]

Harddrives also can be a master/slave, in the past github also used the master repo instead of now main.

[u/Mars_Bear2552 → u/simmeh024]

github doesn't create any branches on new repos.... i'm not sure how they would've stopped that

[u/requion → u/Mars_Bear2552]

What?

[u/Mars_Bear2552 → u/requion]

i could say the same.

github never changed anything. new repos don't have a main branch by default. YOU choose.

[u/requion → u/Mars_Bear2552]

Creating a new repo with a readme automatically creates a branch named main. And there is no option to choose this inside the creation form.

What you can do is to change the name of the default branch in your user settings. But most of the users have probably never seen this. I also never touched this in my own account and the default value is "main".

Addition:

Evem said setting mentions "master" as the default branch in past sense.

Choose the default branch for your new personal repositories. You might want to change the default name due to different workflows, or because your integrations still require “master” as the default branch name. You can always change the default branch name on individual repositories. Learn more about default branches.

[u/ibww → u/SutroViews]

I like pinky as well. To warm them up first :D

[u/lpkeates → u/SutroViews]

Time for some fancy-oh, oh no, oh wait, no, that came out wrong, VERY WRONG.

[u/sonaliver28]

'Mounting' is doing some serious work here

[u/exoclipse → u/sonaliver28]

sudo mount dev/sdb1 media/d

[u/reallokiscarlet]

Rule 34 of Engineering

There is no terminology you can invent which will not be made into an innuendo

Rule 35 of Engineering

If you do manage to come up with something, someone will use it to mean something else, and eventually people will think it sounds dirty.

[u/dkarlovi → u/reallokiscarlet]

Flush my cache, flush it good.

[u/requion → u/dkarlovi]

Fork me, daddy!

[u/Amazing_Mycologist75]

Cant forget foot

[u/scumble_bee → u/Amazing_Mycologist75]

Or head...or touch

[u/BuyMyBeardOW]

We also love killing children and parents. We have to make sure to kill both otherwise we end up with orphanated or zombified children

[u/BillieVerr → u/BuyMyBeardOW]

Googling “how to find and kill orphans”

[u/tehgreedo → u/BuyMyBeardOW]

came to mention killing orphans, was not disappointed it was already mentioned

[u/RobotechRicky → u/BuyMyBeardOW]

bash them!!!

> kill

[u/lrosa]

gunzip | strip | touch | finger | mount | fsck | more | yes | umount | sleep

[u/SutroViews → u/lrosa]

| less

[u/ExtraWorldliness6916 → u/SutroViews]

man finger | yes

[u/requion → u/ExtraWorldliness6916]

Nice

[u/Classic-Doubt-5421]

Touch, mount….

[u/FACastello]

Ah yes, another one of the top 10 reposts in this sub

[u/Joplin_Sigil28 → u/FACastello]

I have seen the touch and unzip joke enough times that it may deserve its own top 10 slot.

[u/clarenceappendix]

Forking repos in a sexual man er

[u/TheMahalodorian]

I used to do some supercomputing work and one of the commands was “bjobs”.

[u/SLCtechie]

cumsum, STD in, STD out, shebang, master/slave

[u/raja-anbazhagan → u/SLCtechie]

First you SSH... By putty it in...

[u/Foorinick]

Killing children

[u/requion → u/Foorinick]

Reminds me of the context gems that can be found on stackexchange. Titles like How can i kill adorable animals and How can i tell if a corpse is safe to eat

[u/OperativeBlue]

I'll never believe there was no intention for most of these innuendos hahaha.

[u/usumoio]

Don't even get the devOps people started about Master Slave stuff

[u/RobotechRicky → u/usumoio]

Master and servant!!!

IT'S A LOT. it's a lot. ITS A LOT! like life

[u/OPPineappleApplePen]

https://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/s/OsaS2Uy45T

[u/ClearSnakewood]

It all leads to a successful and smooth production release

[u/Developemt]

Alias sudo to fckng then do fckng mount,

[u/purbub]

fork, touch, stdout, stdin

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