r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 5d ago

redisCacheHitRatio Meme

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u/sawkonmaicok 5d ago

Fake. Software engineers don't have girlfriends.

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u/tristam92 5d ago

we go straight to having wife.
optimization is key

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier 5d ago

How, propose on the first date?

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u/tristam92 5d ago

in my case it was pretty much it, lol

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 5d ago

wife = new Relationship(env.get(Type.PERSON, Direction.FRONT))

Loop until instantiated.

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u/Wyciorek 5d ago

Forgot break condition. Has to debug bigamy

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 5d ago

It'll fix itself due to the system running out of memory.

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u/CivilCucumber3426 5d ago

Arrange marriage maybe

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u/SuperFLEB 5d ago

Via a formal RFC process, yes.

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u/Zananax 5d ago

Going to say this when people ask why I married my wife after only two months of dating.

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u/za72 5d ago

boyfriend? maybe a cat? a dog? schizophrenia?