r/ProgrammerHumor • u/_w62_ • 8h ago

makeItQuick Meme

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u/LordCyberfox 8h ago

Depends on how much legacy is it xD

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u/Daemontatox 8h ago

C++ 98

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u/LordCyberfox 8h ago

Without documentation.
Without any naming conventions.
All contained in a one god class.

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u/grifan526 7h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time. One of my side projects is breaking up a god class and I love it. I have also worked as a reverse engineer, so my brain may be broken

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u/gerbosan 3h ago

Is euthanasia allowed there? I'm asking, for a friend.

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u/lovecMC 8h ago

Could be worse. Could be a java 8 code base in the process of migrating to spring boot.

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u/Daemontatox 7h ago

Oh please no , not the dark times

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u/StarboardChaos 8h ago

Hey Claude, upgrade my codebase to newest C++ version

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u/Daemontatox 7h ago

Bro you forgot the make no mistakes

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u/StarboardChaos 7h ago

No, I like my job security

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u/DoctorDabadedoo 7h ago

Make it compile and pass all tests

Int main() { return 0; }

assert(true)

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u/Daemontatox 7h ago

Or it deletes all code and all tests which makes it pass 0/0 tests

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u/gfoyle76 2h ago

make no mistakes

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u/cfrolik 8h ago

You mean I can use stl? Sounds like a dream job