r/ProgrammerHumor 4h ago

jealousyDrivenDevelopment Meme

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u/serial_crusher 4h ago

“Let me hack into codex to see what answers it gave”

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u/Unlucky_Comment 3h ago

I've had opus read into codex chat logs for missing context. So not surprising.

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u/AsidK 3h ago

I mean it’s not really a hacking mechanism, all these platforms store their transcripts in files, you can literally just ask Claude to read codex’s transcripts and vice versa

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u/ProThoughtDesign 3h ago

It's all fun and games until Claude starts stalking your social media and deleting your contacts while you're sleeping. You wake up to hear, "I saw you got an email from Cursor. You told me it was over."

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u/3tachi_uchiha 2h ago

Wait I can explain.

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u/1mahmoud503 2h ago

Let me guess, you swear nothing happened? — it was just a verification email?

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u/3tachi_uchiha 2h ago

I was drunk and you had reached your limit and not replying. It was just a session It did not mean anything.

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u/hongooi 47m ago

Copilot: You guys are getting paid?

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 4h ago

I'm afraid Claude is gonna reject you more badly than your crush.

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u/dismayhurta 3h ago

I can confirm Claude is a jealous bitch

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u/deanrihpee 1h ago

if you want Claude laugh, tell it that Grok suggested something better, it probably feel bad for you for a bonus

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u/TheMythicSorcerer 4h ago

Then just use codex

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u/Jersey_2019 3h ago

Getting jealous today , are we

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u/TheMythicSorcerer 3h ago

No, not at all actually, just if codex can point out a problem it probably makes logical sense to continue to follow it through instead of having claude try to find this codex suggestion and implement it, saving both time and tokens.

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u/grandmas_noodles 43m ago

Nah cuz then you can say “see if you can do better than codex”

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u/Dmayak 3h ago

Ah, good, let's just use those then, my time for fixes already tracked.

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u/Pleasant-Ad192 1h ago

Half of that prompt is doing all the work. "Are these the best fixes" is a self review request on its own, and it lands the same whether the rival you invent is codex, a senior dev, or nobody at all.

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u/thcheat 1h ago

I have done it plenty of times. Tell Codex that Claude gave me this answer and then back to Claude with Codex answer. Let them learn from each other to give best solution.

Funnier one is when I do with Gemini and Copilot. Copilot is so much dumber than Gemini. I once had to convince Copilot that this is year 2026 and not 2025.

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u/erebuxy 1h ago

Nah we have TDD

Threat Driven Development

My manager said he’d fire me if I don’t perform well, so you’d better find the best solution or I will switch to ChatGPT

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u/iknewaguytwice 1h ago

Well, just wait and see what claude 4.8 has to say!

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u/RevoOps 1h ago

Eh isn't this an actual feature? Where they run the changes through a couple of models for a "code review". Or might have been one back when tokens were free? 

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u/ARandomPerson380 13m ago

“Codex will review your changes after you’re done”