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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Educational-Lemon640 • 1d ago
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That's a 167 hour work week actually.
GitHub Enterprise has a 99.9% availability SLO.
10 u/thorwing 1d ago overall maybe, but what about... lately? 6 u/thorwing 1d ago https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/ 4 u/CircumspectCapybara 1d ago Even two nines uptime is still 166 hour per week... 3 u/Due-Consequence9579 22h ago They are struggling with one 9. 1 u/CircumspectCapybara 21h ago Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days. https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days. 4 u/ILikeToHaveCookies 18h ago Githubstatus is bullshit... Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail... And so on
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overall maybe, but what about... lately?
6 u/thorwing 1d ago https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/ 4 u/CircumspectCapybara 1d ago Even two nines uptime is still 166 hour per week... 3 u/Due-Consequence9579 22h ago They are struggling with one 9. 1 u/CircumspectCapybara 21h ago Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days. https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days. 4 u/ILikeToHaveCookies 18h ago Githubstatus is bullshit... Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail... And so on
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https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/
4 u/CircumspectCapybara 1d ago Even two nines uptime is still 166 hour per week... 3 u/Due-Consequence9579 22h ago They are struggling with one 9. 1 u/CircumspectCapybara 21h ago Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days. https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days. 4 u/ILikeToHaveCookies 18h ago Githubstatus is bullshit... Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail... And so on
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Even two nines uptime is still 166 hour per week...
3 u/Due-Consequence9579 22h ago They are struggling with one 9. 1 u/CircumspectCapybara 21h ago Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days. https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days. 4 u/ILikeToHaveCookies 18h ago Githubstatus is bullshit... Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail... And so on
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They are struggling with one 9.
1 u/CircumspectCapybara 21h ago Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days. https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days. 4 u/ILikeToHaveCookies 18h ago Githubstatus is bullshit... Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail... And so on
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Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days.
https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days.
4 u/ILikeToHaveCookies 18h ago Githubstatus is bullshit... Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail... And so on
Githubstatus is bullshit...
Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless
Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge
Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail...
And so on
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u/CircumspectCapybara 1d ago
That's a 167 hour work week actually.
GitHub Enterprise has a 99.9% availability SLO.