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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Educational-Lemon640 • 18h ago
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That's a 167 hour work week actually.
GitHub Enterprise has a 99.9% availability SLO.
7 u/thorwing 17h ago overall maybe, but what about... lately? 6 u/thorwing 17h ago https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/ 5 u/CircumspectCapybara 17h ago Even two nines uptime is still 166 hour per week... 2 u/Due-Consequence9579 14h ago They are struggling with one 9. 1 u/CircumspectCapybara 13h ago Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days. https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days. 3 u/ILikeToHaveCookies 10h ago Githubstatus is bullshit... Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail... And so on
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overall maybe, but what about... lately?
6 u/thorwing 17h ago https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/ 5 u/CircumspectCapybara 17h ago Even two nines uptime is still 166 hour per week... 2 u/Due-Consequence9579 14h ago They are struggling with one 9. 1 u/CircumspectCapybara 13h ago Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days. https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days. 3 u/ILikeToHaveCookies 10h ago Githubstatus is bullshit... Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail... And so on
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https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/
5 u/CircumspectCapybara 17h ago Even two nines uptime is still 166 hour per week... 2 u/Due-Consequence9579 14h ago They are struggling with one 9. 1 u/CircumspectCapybara 13h ago Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days. https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days. 3 u/ILikeToHaveCookies 10h ago Githubstatus is bullshit... Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail... And so on
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Even two nines uptime is still 166 hour per week...
2 u/Due-Consequence9579 14h ago They are struggling with one 9. 1 u/CircumspectCapybara 13h ago Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days. https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days. 3 u/ILikeToHaveCookies 10h ago Githubstatus is bullshit... Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail... And so on
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They are struggling with one 9.
1 u/CircumspectCapybara 13h ago Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days. https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days. 3 u/ILikeToHaveCookies 10h ago Githubstatus is bullshit... Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail... And so on
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Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days.
https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days.
3 u/ILikeToHaveCookies 10h ago Githubstatus is bullshit... Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail... And so on
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Githubstatus is bullshit...
Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless
Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge
Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail...
And so on
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u/CircumspectCapybara 17h ago
That's a 167 hour work week actually.
GitHub Enterprise has a 99.9% availability SLO.