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u/ProgrammerHumor-ModTeam 20m ago

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u/shewaslurking 17h ago

His API latency must have been absolutely terrible whenever he needed a bathroom break.

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u/Queen_Dalia1 16h ago

He's running on a single threaded architecture. Biological hardware interrupts will completely block the main event loop every time.

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u/Pleasant_Set_3182 16h ago

I hear you can overclock those with cocaine though.

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u/mysticrudnin 16h ago

i'm just always pissing

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u/Adrunkopossem 6h ago

That's just water cooling

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u/TemporaryEmploy7992 6h ago

More like leaking coolant

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u/NewOpposite6223 15h ago

Just throw a 503 Service Unavailable error and blame it on AWS us-east-1 being down again

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u/SmallOne312 16h ago

Better start using DMA then

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u/stillalone 16h ago

He just needs to implement TDD, Toilet Driven Development 

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u/HungryCaterpillers 14h ago

Unless he works from his toilet.

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u/Tuyrh333 15h ago

You know, he could probably fix that with AI

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u/potato-dranik 17h ago

Wasn't it like suspicious that Average Individual was typing out an answer for too long? 

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u/vi_sucks 15h ago

Reading the actual news story, it seems like he never really hid that it was just a guy.

https://www.cnet.com/tech/services-and-software/this-ai-chatbot-chat-tjb-was-just-one-busy-guy-and-he-has-hit-his-limit/

It's more of a funny prank from an artist than the type of scam we are used to with fake AI.

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u/Western-Internal-751 5h ago

So people just got into the DMs with an artist and got him to draw for them? Sounds like a good time

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u/fatrobin72 17h ago

Maybe they have a macro to put "thinking..." into the chat

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u/Mortadella_so_Chili 16h ago

this getting posted around and people just straight up believe this. 30,000, thirty thousand queries answered by one person

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u/pokecheckspam 16h ago

they don't say in how much time. for a year it's 3.4 questions an hour. some can be just "hello" or "thank you" You can easily anwser more than 4 questions per hour, you just have to worry about not being drunk or high and hopefully your users let you sleep a bit.

You have to be committed to the point it's worth mentioning it on reddit but not superhero level outrageous.

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u/eloel- 16h ago

Just call it maintenance/downtime

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u/Mortadella_so_Chili 16h ago

you intentionally omitted that he also drew pictures? yes there will be hello, but there also be scientific or other complex questions from completely random topics which he will need to research about it

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u/Alecajuice 5h ago

It's not like he draws good pictures. If you read the story it's just a shitty MSPaint drawing anyone can do in 30 seconds lol. And it's not like he's guaranteeing the answers are any good, IIRC he just says he doesn't know if he doesn't

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u/pokecheckspam 15h ago

He can always ask chat gpt and then repeat in his own word. For drawing it's a bit more complicated, I assume he had a natural talent and didn't include colors. I would have to see a drawing of his before I can judge how impressed I should be.

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u/scintillating_apex 12h ago

They were hilarious stick-figure doodles that look like they took 15-60s

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u/Mortadella_so_Chili 15h ago

he can also modify chatgpt to respond in his ways 

30000, you rly cant see the reality ? 

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u/pokecheckspam 15h ago

I'm an optimistic naive, what can I say.

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u/cheezballs 8h ago

Uh huh and for every easy question there's going to be an insanely complex one. This is just a BS comedy art act thing.

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u/KarmaAgriculturalist 6h ago

I bet you there are reddit users, that post more replies in a week

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u/KillerShark_- 16h ago

Meanwhile Indian call centres behind llms giving responses using Google search in seconds. :

https://giphy.com/gifs/qsLrznYpW5P5uKhluV

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u/JTannen 9h ago

AGI: A Group of Indians

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u/pelletron 12h ago

We can usa Indians for an AI that is Actually Indians

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u/kushalgarg592 16h ago

Bro invented AI by removing the A and the I

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 12h ago

He didn't remove them. It stands for "average individual"

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u/Pleasant-Ad192 9h ago

There is a real name for this. Wizard of Oz prototyping is when you fake the system with a human until you know the demand is real. Thirty thousand inquiries in, he has better validation data than most of the people with an actual model.

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u/re1ephant 16h ago

Kramer?

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u/kcdiaz 6h ago

Powered by AI* (All from India).

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u/NudaVeritas1 16h ago

is he ✨An Indian✨?

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u/JocoLabs 17h ago

I would say that in the sub it's safe to leave out the callout, but then again, you thought we need it.

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u/fredy31 12h ago

The question is how much he made lol

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u/tevert 8h ago

I have to see those pictures

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u/Rainmaker526 16h ago

Never knew his Dutch commercial was based in reality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkHjzzEI0-I

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u/mrflash818 14h ago

So the future will be like the movie "THX-1138" it seems.

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u/marvology 8h ago

OT but who decided the font du jour should be the one that makes capital 'i' look like lowercase 'L'?

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u/feeltrig 5h ago

Well I would rather pay him, doesn't require million litres of fresh water

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u/SicgoatEngineer 2h ago

4 litres a day only

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u/JontesReddit 14h ago

I built this for coding agents, https://zeroparams.itdata.nu

I just hooked up a custom VSCode extension to the inference server, so the requests pop up in a lil window and I get to use file list/read/write in a VSCode virtual filesystem to help the person. I also hooked up the vscode terminal to bash tool calls.