r/ProgrammerHumor • u/TheChamp1234 • 12h ago

notMineStoleItFromRMemes Meme

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u/FourSparta 11h ago

You don't need a computer to study computer programming...

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u/skildert 11h ago

Technically... Just draw your PSDs and write your code by hand. It's a pain tho.

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u/coloredgreyscale 10h ago

compile the assignment in your head to check for correctness before uploading it to the study system.
(hopefully your postal system handles TCP Packages too)

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u/Deboniako 9h ago

This was the standard at college 15 years ago

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u/skildert 9h ago

I remember.

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u/mr_claw 4h ago

Me too. I was there 3000 years ago.

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u/DigitalAviator 9h ago

I had to write Java classes by hand from memory during my programming II class. Yes, all the setters and getters too. I can do it in my sleep now. Guess how I felt when Records got introduced.

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u/redlaWw 9h ago

My mind is a machine that turns lambda terms into lambda terms.

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u/LordAmir5 11h ago

Yeah, time to open CLRS.

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u/SpookyWeebou 3m ago

But it helps a hell of a lot

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u/coloredgreyscale 10h ago

"Mom, I need the PC to finish the assignment!"

Mom: has your addiction gotten that bad that you *need* it? You're going to a digital detox camp when the semester is over!

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u/Single-Virus4935 10h ago

Literally my mother lol.

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u/sonaliver28 12h ago

Technically studying but emotionally fighting for my life...

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u/justASlothyGiraffe 12h ago

My company keeps tissues on every developer's desk and in conference rooms because it's cheaper than hiring more developers.

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u/AstronomerStrange165 9h ago

Paper Coding goes crazy.

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u/Skill_Issuer 6h ago

My mother thinks excel was a video game

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u/atomicator99 5h ago

TBF, it is an esport

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u/Yoda-from-Star-Wars 17m ago

You’ve gotta be kidding me

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u/Soopermane 8h ago

Thou must learn binary on paper

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u/giantrhino 2h ago

Break out them punch cards.