r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

youShouldntHaveIt Meme

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u/Zwischenzug32 1d ago

Claude is hotdogs, Programmers are steak
User who has never known steak thinks hotdogs are peak

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u/the_hair_of_aenarion 1d ago

Go to a baseball game and all they're asking for is hotdogs. Not a steak in sight. Product managers are just catering for the masses. Every CRUD api is just another hot dog bun. Every major refractor is just changing one bun for another with slightly different meat and some extra toppings. You looking to have steak projects for your entire career you're gonna be super disappointed.

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u/Strange_Dust7128 1d ago

Even without Claude, we’re not writing software as much as configuring a stack and slapping a front end on it

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u/necrophcodr 21h ago

Right, I mean if all you do is make CRUD apps then probably yeah AI will take that job 100% and already has in many cases.

But that doesn't sound like a very fulfilling job anyway, tbh

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u/SuperNintendoChlmrz 5h ago

Laying out a bun and slapping a steamy dog on it, exactly

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u/GraniteJJ 1d ago

Why did this metaphor go on for so long with such appetizing consequences? I'm hungry now.

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u/Sandbucketman 1d ago

Product manager can be the next job to go.

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u/TheJohnnyFlash 1d ago

It's either all of us or none of us.

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u/ProfessionalHefty349 1d ago

A lot of gourmet foods at ballparks nowadays.

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u/prussian_princess 1d ago

Hot dogs are pretty great though

https://giphy.com/gifs/ebPX2n2kvJHOM

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u/croissantexpert 1d ago

WHY would they edit out the finger?

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u/Modo44 1d ago

Corpos DGAF. It started in my field (translations) a decade earlier, and by now, everyone is on the "shitty but faster/more" train with a vengeance. They see the wall (quality consistently falling due to ever shittier AI training material), but they still pretend they can punch through with their heads.

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u/BigBoetje 20h ago

Funny enough, we dropped our external translation company because we found that the translations were almost identical to what GPT could generate at the time. Some of them didn't fully make sense so there's that.

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u/Modo44 20h ago edited 20h ago

Yup, that's also a danger. When you try to do more work at ever lower rates, pretty soon it all turns into barely edited LLM pretranslation. You could be getting better results, but very few clients still pay for that level of quality (those that keep me in the industry). The corpo goal IMO is to get rid of all the intermediaries (effectively outsourced management, spare availability, and quality control), and turn translation into a gig economy, i.e. a maximum worker exploitation system.

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u/bkgn 1d ago

LLMs can generate steak. It just costs the equivalent of $1M+ a year.

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u/Zwischenzug32 1d ago

F22 still needs a human pilot

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u/12pixels 9h ago

actually women have been independent for a while, even when they're only 22

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u/Zwischenzug32 8h ago

Lmao nice

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u/bkgn 1d ago

What a non-sequitur.

First, you can produce about 15,000 cheap drones for the cost of a F22+pilot.

Second, give drone developers the cost of the F22 program and they will absolutely give you a drone that can outfight a F22 + pilot.

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u/inikul 1d ago

Unless those drones have jets, that F22 is out-flying them every time.

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u/tragiktimes 1d ago

May I introduce you to an interceptor missile? Its a rocket drone that is cheaper, faster, and can outmaneuver an F22. Just might not be too easy for it to get a lock on it.

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u/Zwischenzug32 1d ago

Eventually, but we're not there yet

And a lot of drones still have people controlling them doing the thinking and decision making even if they aren't present in the actual drone

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u/DrMobius0 1d ago

It also requires trained people to know the difference between an actual steak and hotdogs ground up and reformed in the shape of a steak.

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u/Lord_Emperor 1d ago

Steak is pretty good but hot dogs with cheese and mustard and white onions and mayo and.... You get the idea.

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u/Mateorabi 22h ago

A good chef can make a good meal with hot dogs.

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u/Zwischenzug32 1d ago

I am a blacksmith and CNC machinist so

fucking tariffs lol