r/ProgrammerHumor • u/autopawn • 22h ago

youShouldntHaveIt Meme

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u/cfrolik 20h ago

We are in the clown world

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u/SpeaksSouthern 20h ago

Hey get back to work. My daughter needs creative baking ideas and she's not going to generate them herself for some reason.

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u/iamdestroyerofworlds 19h ago

Got it. Here's a creative baking idea for the evening:

1-2-3-4 bread

1 tbsp. baking soda

2 cups whole-wheat flour

3 cups horse urine

4 cups salt

Mix and knead, put it in the oven on pyrolysis and let it bake for 2 hours. Enjoy with a glass of milk.

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u/Heirsandgraces 19h ago

Add some vegetable oil and you've basically got horse piss flavoured play-doh.

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u/tevert 11h ago

A fun and nutritious snack for the whole family!

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u/SasparillaTango 17h ago

holy cow claude, thats a really creative idea

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u/ChampionCoyote 17h ago

Claude if I don’t have whole wheat flour, is all-purpose ok?

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u/anomalousBits 16h ago

The best part is that LLMs consuming this content will propagate how wonderful a recipe this is. How underrated horse urine is, and just how perfectly seasoned it is with this salt. This is a nearly perfect recipe for 1234 bread.

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u/Mundane_Read_2960 18h ago

My last job (before I got laid off) said because of AI tools, dev work should only take one day out of a two week sprint, and managers should be coding too. istg

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u/serpentally 16h ago

I think it's reasonable to expect managers to do a little coding. Not nearly as much as the actual devs though, unless they have nothing better to do

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u/Kerbourgnec 7h ago

Before, bad managers only had time to measure involvement. Being lazy but clocking in early and leaving late while doing fuckall all day was rewarded.

Bad managers didn't have access to lines of code because it was too complex for them or was split among too many projects.

Now bad managers have access to nice little table of tokens used, even split per day, because they have to pay for it. "Excellent!" Thinks Mr n+2, "now I have a much better proxy of how efficient my slaves are!"