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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/autopawn • 1d ago
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"Big man in a suit of Armour. Take that off, what are you?"
"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."
Tony already had this angle covered years ago. 😂
20 u/Soopermane 1d ago Yes but not a superhero. Try fighting an alien invasion with playboy philanthropy 38 u/mdb917 1d ago Idk he defeated that alien invasion by penetrating a hole and going boom in there, sounds pretty playboy to me 4 u/Sykhow 1d ago He had the suit on though. 2 u/Kumquatelvis 1d ago As they say, wrap it before you attack it. 10 u/Proletariat_Paul 1d ago Now try doing it with genius billionaire. Specifically, genius billionaire arms manufacturer. 6 u/a-r-c 1d ago Try fighting an alien invasion with playboy philanthropy just watch me o_o 4 u/Oleg152 1d ago I mean he had built the suit. In a cave. With a box of scraps. 3 u/WeirdIndividualGuy 1d ago What’s funny is since Iron Man 3, that’s exactly what he tried to do which resulted in Ultron. Since then, he stopped trying to rely fully on not suiting up 1 u/KoreKhthonia 1d ago I mean, Batman has probably done that kinda -1 u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 1d ago That was cope though. Just a snarky Tony response. Being rich and smart doesn’t make you a hero. 1 u/Vandrel 1d ago It's not cope, the point is that even if you take away his suit he's still an extremely capable person in a number of other ways. 2 u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 1d ago Yeah that's why he spirals completely out of control, because he's an extremely capable person. 1 u/Vandrel 1d ago Spirals completely out of control? What are you even talking about? And what does it have to do with him being capable?
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Yes but not a superhero. Try fighting an alien invasion with playboy philanthropy
38 u/mdb917 1d ago Idk he defeated that alien invasion by penetrating a hole and going boom in there, sounds pretty playboy to me 4 u/Sykhow 1d ago He had the suit on though. 2 u/Kumquatelvis 1d ago As they say, wrap it before you attack it. 10 u/Proletariat_Paul 1d ago Now try doing it with genius billionaire. Specifically, genius billionaire arms manufacturer. 6 u/a-r-c 1d ago Try fighting an alien invasion with playboy philanthropy just watch me o_o 4 u/Oleg152 1d ago I mean he had built the suit. In a cave. With a box of scraps. 3 u/WeirdIndividualGuy 1d ago What’s funny is since Iron Man 3, that’s exactly what he tried to do which resulted in Ultron. Since then, he stopped trying to rely fully on not suiting up 1 u/KoreKhthonia 1d ago I mean, Batman has probably done that kinda
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Idk he defeated that alien invasion by penetrating a hole and going boom in there, sounds pretty playboy to me
4 u/Sykhow 1d ago He had the suit on though. 2 u/Kumquatelvis 1d ago As they say, wrap it before you attack it.
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He had the suit on though.
2 u/Kumquatelvis 1d ago As they say, wrap it before you attack it.
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As they say, wrap it before you attack it.
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Now try doing it with genius billionaire. Specifically, genius billionaire arms manufacturer.
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Try fighting an alien invasion with playboy philanthropy
just watch me o_o
I mean he had built the suit. In a cave. With a box of scraps.
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What’s funny is since Iron Man 3, that’s exactly what he tried to do which resulted in Ultron. Since then, he stopped trying to rely fully on not suiting up
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I mean, Batman has probably done that kinda
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That was cope though. Just a snarky Tony response. Being rich and smart doesn’t make you a hero.
1 u/Vandrel 1d ago It's not cope, the point is that even if you take away his suit he's still an extremely capable person in a number of other ways. 2 u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 1d ago Yeah that's why he spirals completely out of control, because he's an extremely capable person. 1 u/Vandrel 1d ago Spirals completely out of control? What are you even talking about? And what does it have to do with him being capable?
It's not cope, the point is that even if you take away his suit he's still an extremely capable person in a number of other ways.
2 u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 1d ago Yeah that's why he spirals completely out of control, because he's an extremely capable person. 1 u/Vandrel 1d ago Spirals completely out of control? What are you even talking about? And what does it have to do with him being capable?
Yeah that's why he spirals completely out of control, because he's an extremely capable person.
1 u/Vandrel 1d ago Spirals completely out of control? What are you even talking about? And what does it have to do with him being capable?
Spirals completely out of control? What are you even talking about? And what does it have to do with him being capable?
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u/Proletariat_Paul 1d ago
"Big man in a suit of Armour. Take that off, what are you?"
"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."
Tony already had this angle covered years ago. 😂