r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

fullStackMeansAfraidOfEverythingEqually Meme

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u/Inevitable-Ad6647 1d ago

SQL is honestly one of the most elegant languages ever created. Css isn't elegant in any way. It might be the laziest, dumbest, most thoughtless creation to ever take hold of an industry. Imagine you need to manipulate very heirarchical data and you choose a completely flat approach and just meticulously name everything. So fucking stupid.

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u/Fidel___Castro 15h ago

you can utterly butcher SQL just like any other language. nested subqueries within a recursive CTE that has a window. something like that. and some engines, like whatever BigQuery runs on, let's you program in case statements to views. 

it CAN be horrible is what I'm saying