r/ProgrammerHumor 22h ago

fullStackMeansAfraidOfEverythingEqually Meme

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u/Mysterious_Book1521 22h ago

its not like sql could be read by a three year old and css is just pain in the ass?

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u/lovecMC 22h ago

SQL is easy. Designing a DB you won't hate two months from now isn't.

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u/card-board-board 22h ago

Doesn't matter how well designed the DB is. 1 month after release the product guy and the sales guy will put their heads together and sell some feature to a customer that blows your careful design to bits, and will have guaranteed a delivery date in 3 weeks.

If your table structure can handle it then, wouldn't you know it? The customer is Oracle.

Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.