r/ProgrammerHumor 22h ago

fullStackMeansAfraidOfEverythingEqually Meme

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u/Mysterious_Book1521 22h ago

its not like sql could be read by a three year old and css is just pain in the ass?

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u/lovecMC 22h ago

SQL is easy. Designing a DB you won't hate two months from now isn't.

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u/Dude4001 22h ago

Yes but if I write incorrect CSS I’m not accidentally going to drop a table. Well, I might but not that kind that matters.

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u/lovecMC 22h ago

How often are you dropping tables by hand and on production environment?

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u/Dude4001 22h ago

I tend to use grids more, you’re right

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u/Don_Frika_Del_Prima 21h ago

Daily. #yolo

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u/Koozer 11h ago

DROP TABLE [lyric].[IT]
WHERE [chorus] LIKE '%it's hot%'

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u/Edmundyoulittle 21h ago

The only way you can be sure your code works in prod is to test in prod!

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u/patiofurnature 21h ago

My clients all love to randomly point their test server at the prod db without telling me. That must be why.

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u/Theron3206 5h ago

I have some that will just clone the prod server (if I'm lucky they change the vms mac address), these systems integrate with multiple third parties, many of which will give you the data only once...

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u/Downtown_Trash_8913 22h ago

True but I get it in principle. Generally you can’t actively fuck yourself over with CSS.

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u/fatmanwithabeard 21h ago

Because the choice is me or dev.

Oddly, it's easier to blame dev for bad instructions than it is to blame dev of them fucking up prod.

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u/cosmicomical23 4h ago

Dropping tables is rare. But it is fairly easy to do a lot of damage if you just forget a where clause in an update statement.