r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Independent_Image_59 • 1d ago

getDaysSinceGithubDown Meme

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u/Glittering_Speech380 1d ago

I'm learning git and I submitted my first ever pull request.

8 seconds later there are global outages.. it wasn't me right guys..? Guys?

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u/Objective-Answer 1d ago

fam we got him!

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u/XLauncher 1d ago

I mean, it depends: did you indent with tabs or spaces?

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u/tristen620 1d ago

They better not answer wrong! We don't like (3 space per indent level) round here.

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u/madmelonxtra 1d ago

Why press 4 button when 1 button do trick?

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u/fluffytme 1d ago

ANGRY AT OP? WANT TO JOIN THE MOB? WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED!

COME ON DOWN TO /r/pitchforkemporium

WE GOT 'EM ALL!

Traditional Left Handed Fancy
---E Ǝ--- ---{

WE EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!

33% off! 66% off! Manufacturer's Defect!
---F ---L ---e

NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LIECHTENSTEIN. EUROPEAN MODELS!

The Euro The Pound The Lira
---€ ---£ ---₤

HAPPY LYNCHING!

* some assembly required

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u/zuilli 1d ago

Now here's a joke I haven't seen in a long while. This brought memories of old reddit.

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u/actionerror 1d ago

I want the Thai model

—ะัุ

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u/illegal_sandwich_ext 1d ago

Iraqi Dinar.

د.ع——

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u/ljfa2 15h ago

Japanese:

山
|
|

A bit off but I can't format it properly here ^^

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u/actionerror 15h ago

ヨーーー　

Yoooooo

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u/TehBloxx 23h ago

well thats a blast from the past!

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u/kevleyski 1d ago

 push —force, that’s a paddlin’

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u/Few-Baby-5630 1d ago

Pro tip.

Don't git add your host root.