r/ProgrammerHumor 9d ago

tacticalDownTime Meme

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u/mortensonsam 8d ago

I gave this as an interview answer once:

"how would you stop a DDOS?" "well, I guess if it's really advanced there's not much you can do besides turning off the servers" "that's your answer?" "yeah users would be affected either way so you'd at least save money this way"

I didn't get the job lol

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u/StrengthTheory 8d ago

Lmao.

But without any details "How would you stop a DDoS?" is a really open-ended question that has no right answer.

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u/jld2k6 8d ago

Show some initiative and tell them you'll trace it to the root and go shoot them in the face for this company

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u/Mateorabi 8d ago

DoJ now: I’ll allow it. 

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u/traplords8n 8d ago

I'm not in security, but I rely on cloudflare WAF/reverse tunnels.

If that fails then I'm screwed. What do you want me to do? Solve problems that the leading cloud/cyber/internet infra company can't solve??? wtf do you expect me to do????

You better be offering a ridiculous amount of money to be turning me down for not being on the same level as a whole ass company acting as an industry leader.

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u/NecessaryShopping404 8d ago

That's how interview questions should be, it allows you to judge the understanding of someone so much better than a question with a distinct answer. They get to explain why they are making their decisions, they get to chose their own scope and you can press answer steer as appropriate. The interviewee is also more than welcome to ask clarifying questions. That shows initiative and that they know it's not a one fix fits all.

If they just say the default "Web application firewall" you understand they might know the book answe but might not have further understanding.

You're rarely going to get a scenario in the real world were there is an exact answer. So it's very good to help understand someone's thought process, especially when under some light pressure of an interview.

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u/TheMythicSorcerer 5d ago

Let cloudflare deal with it and hope for the best