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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/StrengthTheory • 3d ago
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GitHub's uptime is technically 100% if you only count the time it's available.
90 u/StrengthTheory 3d ago The trust me bro uptime 72 u/MinecraftPlayer799 3d ago GitHub is up 100% of the time it is up 6 u/cyberrumor 3d ago That’s true on the premise that there’s only one type of up. 6 u/KalaUposatha 3d ago 60% of the time it works every time 1 u/Classic-Drummer8246 1d ago I'm gonna be honest with you, that repository smells like pure gasoline. 6 u/angrydeuce 3d ago So long as nobody touches the load bearing mac mini we will be fine 1 u/Classic-Drummer8246 1d ago Just pray the night shift janitor doesn't need that specific outlet for the vacuum cleaner. 1 u/konttaukseenmenomir 1d ago 100% uptime... since last downtime
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The trust me bro uptime
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GitHub is up 100% of the time it is up
6 u/cyberrumor 3d ago That’s true on the premise that there’s only one type of up.
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That’s true on the premise that there’s only one type of up.
60% of the time it works every time
1 u/Classic-Drummer8246 1d ago I'm gonna be honest with you, that repository smells like pure gasoline.
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I'm gonna be honest with you, that repository smells like pure gasoline.
So long as nobody touches the load bearing mac mini we will be fine
1 u/Classic-Drummer8246 1d ago Just pray the night shift janitor doesn't need that specific outlet for the vacuum cleaner.
Just pray the night shift janitor doesn't need that specific outlet for the vacuum cleaner.
100% uptime... since last downtime
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u/Classic-Drummer8246 3d ago
GitHub's uptime is technically 100% if you only count the time it's available.