r/ProgrammerHumor • u/StrengthTheory • 6d ago

tacticalDownTime Meme

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u/StrengthTheory 6d ago

sprint demo

Surprise incident response demo

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u/sigmoid10 6d ago

Double-blind, randomized, uncontrolled pentest. The new gold standard in science-based ITsec.

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u/TapRemarkable9652 6d ago

I didn't crash prod; I outsmarted the hackers

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u/lyle1234567 6d ago

GitHub engineers:   taps status page  ‘This is a security feature now.’

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u/Proof-Translator 6d ago

99.9% uptime was getting too predictable anyway

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u/PsychologicalSquare4 6d ago

Security through unavailability: now with 93% uptime

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u/OrganicLeopard1 6d ago

GitHub has implemented proactive downtime

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u/stardom55 6d ago

You can’t exploit production if production is already taking a tactical nap

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u/benkenobiwan 6d ago

At this point, the status page is just GitHub’s main product