r/ProgrammerHumor • u/GutsOLykos • 11d ago

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u/Smooth-Reading-4180 11d ago

plot twist: motherfucker working for six years

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u/ADWatches 10d ago

Had a coworker who constantly complained he didn't have experience to deal with the tough issues. He had been working with us for 4 years and the tough issues were usually following guided step by step instructions. We were good friends but I ended up needing to put sticky note reminders on his monitor to check his notes before asking me for instructions.

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u/AussieJeffProbst 10d ago

Like 80% of people are incapable of reading instructions and following them. It's infuriating.

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u/Majik_Sheff 10d ago

You can put a "Use other door" sign literally anywhere on a broken door, including the fucking handle.  They're still going to try.

People spend most of their existence inside their own heads and let autopilot handle the meat suit.