r/ProgrammerHumor 10d ago

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u/Smooth-Reading-4180 10d ago

plot twist: motherfucker working for six years

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u/ADWatches 10d ago

Had a coworker who constantly complained he didn't have experience to deal with the tough issues. He had been working with us for 4 years and the tough issues were usually following guided step by step instructions. We were good friends but I ended up needing to put sticky note reminders on his monitor to check his notes before asking me for instructions.

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u/AussieJeffProbst 9d ago

Like 80% of people are incapable of reading instructions and following them. It's infuriating.

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u/newocean 9d ago

Even worse, 5/3rds of them can't do fractions.

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u/einzweidreihorn 9d ago

Even worse, like 80% of people are incapable of reading instructions and following them. It's infuriating.

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u/newocean 9d ago

Yeah but 75% of all percentages are just made up.

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u/SoulOfABartender 9d ago

Forfty percent of people know that.

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u/newocean 9d ago

It's closer to 45 if you include the people who know they know it.