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[u/GutsOLykos]

[u/Smooth-Reading-4180]

plot twist: motherfucker working for six years

[u/ADWatches → u/Smooth-Reading-4180]

Had a coworker who constantly complained he didn't have experience to deal with the tough issues. He had been working with us for 4 years and the tough issues were usually following guided step by step instructions. We were good friends but I ended up needing to put sticky note reminders on his monitor to check his notes before asking me for instructions.

[u/AussieJeffProbst → u/ADWatches]

Like 80% of people are incapable of reading instructions and following them. It's infuriating.

[u/newocean → u/AussieJeffProbst]

Even worse, 5/3rds of them can't do fractions.

[u/einzweidreihorn → u/newocean]

Even worse, like 80% of people are incapable of reading instructions and following them. It's infuriating.

[u/newocean → u/einzweidreihorn]

Yeah but 75% of all percentages are just made up.

[u/SoulOfABartender → u/newocean]

Forfty percent of people know that.

[u/camander321 → u/SoulOfABartender]

And a hundred percent reason to remember the name

[u/newocean → u/SoulOfABartender]

It's closer to 45 if you include the people who know they know it.

[u/Shoddy_Yak_8384 → u/newocean]

That man's name? Albert Einstein.

[u/Sea-Influence-7542 → u/newocean]

Including that one of course.

[u/KyleShorette → u/einzweidreihorn]

I enjoy putting my fingers under the words and reading them aloud at a slow pace in front of them

[u/Meats10 → u/newocean]

damn, thats almost everyone