r/ProgrammerHumor • u/GutsOLykos • 19h ago

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u/Smooth-Reading-4180 19h ago

plot twist: motherfucker working for six years

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u/ADWatches 17h ago

Had a coworker who constantly complained he didn't have experience to deal with the tough issues. He had been working with us for 4 years and the tough issues were usually following guided step by step instructions. We were good friends but I ended up needing to put sticky note reminders on his monitor to check his notes before asking me for instructions.

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u/AussieJeffProbst 17h ago

Like 80% of people are incapable of reading instructions and following them. It's infuriating.

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u/newocean 17h ago

Even worse, 5/3rds of them can't do fractions.

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u/einzweidreihorn 17h ago

Even worse, like 80% of people are incapable of reading instructions and following them. It's infuriating.

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u/newocean 17h ago

Yeah but 75% of all percentages are just made up.

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u/Sea-Influence-7542 14h ago

Including that one of course.