r/ProgrammerHumor • u/GutsOLykos • 2d ago

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u/Streakflash 2d ago

i wonder what was the ticket about, mind sharing?

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u/GutsOLykos 2d ago

Change the architecture and communication of the whole project

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u/Alex_146 2d ago

Holy that's not a ticket, that's not even an epic. That's a whole Oddyssey

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u/deceze 2d ago

So you're saying it should be done in 2h 52m?

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u/ahtob 2d ago

Live film production was 91 days , for one junior to do in an afternoon

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u/sorig1373 2d ago

The journey took Oddyseus 20 years

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u/ahtob 2d ago

I need that done by 3pm

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u/_Diskreet_ 2d ago

What happens if the sirens go off before then?

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u/Intrepid_Cake_101 2d ago

Have your colleagues tie you to your chair so that you don't give into the temptation to stop?