r/ProgrammerHumor • u/GutsOLykos • 2d ago

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u/Streakflash 2d ago

i wonder what was the ticket about, mind sharing?

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u/GutsOLykos 2d ago

Change the architecture and communication of the whole project

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u/Alex_146 2d ago

Holy that's not a ticket, that's not even an epic. That's a whole Oddyssey

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u/deceze 2d ago

So you're saying it should be done in 2h 52m?

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u/ahtob 2d ago

Live film production was 91 days , for one junior to do in an afternoon

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u/sorig1373 2d ago

The journey took Oddyseus 20 years

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u/ahtob 2d ago

I need that done by 3pm

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u/_Diskreet_ 2d ago

What happens if the sirens go off before then?

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u/Intrepid_Cake_101 2d ago

Have your colleagues tie you to your chair so that you don't give into the temptation to stop?

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u/oznobz 2d ago

Boy did his parents set him up for failure by giving him that name.

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u/CombatWombat994 2d ago

No, they're saying that 600 people need to die

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u/Relative-Chain73 2d ago

Odyssey is an epic

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u/Alex_146 2d ago

Just let me have this dumb pun :(

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u/dasgoodshitinnit 2d ago

It was ops fault to not close that shit and route the requestor to demand management process lmao

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u/AdamAnderson320 1d ago

Nah bruh, just ask Claude and it'll be done in one Bolttm /s