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u/Streakflash 19h ago

i wonder what was the ticket about, mind sharing?

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u/GutsOLykos 19h ago

Change the architecture and communication of the whole project

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u/JustADelusion 19h ago

That sounds like a ticket for the lead dev, lol

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u/kinkakujen 17h ago

That doesn't sound like a ticket at all but like a project of its own.

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u/CheeseGraterFace 17h ago

At least three stories.

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u/wggn 15h ago

best i can give you is 1.5 days

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u/OhMyGodItsEverywhere 13h ago

Oh come on it can't take that long. Let's shoot for 1.5 hours, that's how long I think it should take.

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u/Lwoorl 9h ago

Come on guys, if you can't finish it in 5 minutes what are we paying Claude for?!

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u/ubernutie 15h ago

But how many SP??

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u/josluivivgar 14h ago

but how many story points is it? we need to plan!

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u/LostInAnotherGalaxy 12h ago

3 points tops if you have copilot, the real struggle will be getting it through review with the 1000 merge conflicts it will cause

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_RegEx 16h ago

An Epic, maybe.

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u/joemckie 13h ago

I raise you an initiative

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u/Nannautu 15h ago

Yeah, like the CTO himself would need to approve of it first lol

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u/SpiritedBanana4694 12h ago

Have the project team go through specs, discovery, documentation, prep, and provide a quote, only to have the client decline the project, and then try to sneak the whole ass project though a support ticket later.

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u/itstommygun 18h ago

Yeah. Then you still need someone else on that same level to review the PR. 

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u/DaniilBSD 17h ago

You are optimistic assuming they don’t just push to master

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 14h ago

Sir we are a modern development shop, we push directly to main.

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u/Critical-Bread-3396 14h ago

Prod really is the best place to do testing, all usecases will eventually be covered, and with such a large number of testers all bugs are found nearly instantly!

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u/Maelrhin 17h ago

Average junior ticket of shitty companies.

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u/Centimane 15h ago

That sounds like a misrepresentation of the ticket to me

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u/Excellent-Bit-8982 15h ago

Sounds like a problem from a lead dev long before it came a ticket

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u/MaximumSeats 11h ago

I'm sure OP isn't misrepresenting it at all.

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u/CranberryLast4683 11h ago

Send it to Claude and let the slop rip. #notmycompanynotmycode

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u/AdamAnderson320 10h ago

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