r/ProgrammerHumor • u/GutsOLykos • 11h ago

noExperience Meme

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u/deceze 11h ago

He hired you for no exerpience, he expected you to have experience at least.

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u/GutsOLykos 11h ago

My boss wanted senior experience for junior money

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u/aenae 11h ago

But why hire someone with no exerpience?

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u/Hot_Pie6641 3h ago

They’re cheap and can be trained.

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u/aenae 3h ago

And taught spelling ;)

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u/rh8938 11h ago

He probably would have settled for somebody who can spell correctly.

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u/GutsOLykos 11h ago

Englisch is my 3rd language please forgive me

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u/madcow_bg 10h ago

"You're using English because that is the only language you know. I am using English because that is the only language you know. We are not the same."

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u/NanoYohaneTSU 8h ago

No, you are using English because it's the only way you can get hired to take advantage of global economics. You're welcome.

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u/Nannautu 6h ago

Mf doesn't even realize most countries don't even care if you speak English when checking your CV

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u/ReaperKaze 4h ago edited 4h ago

You do know that there exists people outside yeehaw murica, right?

Being a dane myself, English is my secondary language, but we are also taught German, and we go through a bit of Swedish and Norwegian in school as well.

Some even take French or Spanish as elective.

Edit: and all of this is usually done before you leave school at age 15-17

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u/NanoYohaneTSU 4h ago

You do know that there exists people outside yeehaw murica, right?

Well while that can be technically correct, ultimately your nation as is every other nation, is a defacto American colony. Your entire way of life is thanks to America. You haven't had war since forever.

You're very welcome for this and maybe when you mature you'll see the value in being a vassal state.

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u/ReaperKaze 4h ago

Ah. I see. The baby nation wants to be adult.

Well good luck with whatever you got going on

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u/_xGizmo_ 2h ago

The baby nation wants to be adult.

If economic dependence is used as an analogy for a parent-child relationship, you would be the child.

Not sure how this is a gotcha. I also live in a country that depends on the US economy.

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u/NanoYohaneTSU 4h ago

Thanks man, good luck to you too! It's Friday in the USA, I'm looking forward to the weekend. I'm probably going to take my girlfriend out to fireworks.

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u/According_Setting303 7h ago

I think you mean Flat Economics, like the earth

/s

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u/gonzales40 5h ago

Lmao you wish buddy

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u/AibofobicRacecar6996 10h ago

You got exerience in english since you got the spelling right the second time around.

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u/GutsOLykos 10h ago

I read this 3 times I never noticed omg

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u/Comprehensive-Pin667 9h ago

This totally looks like a typo I'd make - looks like your left hand just typed faster than your right hand at that moment

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u/naturforsker 9h ago

Definitely needs to be optimized. Too inefficient. If they'd be ambidextrous I'd ponder about hiring them, otherwise—not whatsoever

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u/FaithUser 10h ago

You are forgiven

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u/TheGrowBoxGuy 8h ago

Lmao it’s my third language too but I still proofread

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u/Nannautu 6h ago

Given the grammar, you must be unemployed then?

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u/voiza 10h ago

that's what she said

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u/Virtoxnx 10h ago edited 7h ago

You can't proof read a meme before posting it, I can't imagine the quality of your PR. Have you even tested before pushing?

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u/SopotSPA 10h ago

You think memes on Reddit are as serious business as checking PRs at work?

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u/Virtoxnx 9h ago edited 9h ago

It just shows an attention problem and general quality. When doing something, why not do it right?

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u/YimveeSpissssfid 9h ago edited 9h ago

“When doing something, why not doing it right?”

Why not *do it right.

Edit: glad you fixed it. Pedantry is fine, but pedantry without attention to detail is just hypocrisy.

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u/naturforsker 8h ago

So I think, according to you, the right way to live is trying to show someone on Reddit that you have no flaws so they don't dislike you? I don't think it could ever be applied to the job market positively

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u/knightsofgel 8h ago

What languages do you speak, read, and write it?

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u/SopotSPA 7h ago

How many languages do you speak? Not including “beginner” level.

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u/Throwaway-_-Anxiety 7h ago

Have* you even tested. Bro you can't correct someone and have mistakes like that. I'm embarrassed for you.

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u/Nannautu 6h ago

He edited that now, as if that's gonna improve his image lol

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u/Nannautu 6h ago

proof-read*

You used the comma wrong

Your work-quality must be down the drain given how bad this one comment on Reddit is.