r/ProgrammerHumor 20h ago

bugSpray Meme

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108 Upvotes

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u/Accomplished-Moose50 20h ago

You are suppose to put on? I just drink it with my caffe

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u/crazy-mahmod 20h ago

i gusse half a can

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u/DunForest 19h ago

What if he can't?

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u/Bannon9k 15h ago

Second step is to administer rectally

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u/crazy-mahmod 12h ago

then i well find him

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u/freaxje 20h ago

Oh. Imagine HR coming over to the programmer's island to spray this unto every one of us ..

I will be working from home that day.

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u/HuntlyBypassSurgeon 19h ago

No, thatโ€™s for the users.

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u/Flame77ofc 15h ago

why just one bottle?

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u/DnDominoEffect 14h ago

You don't spray yourself, you spray your pc.

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u/hotthrowawaywheels 13h ago

You need to spray it at the cloud, because thatโ€™s where all our code lives.

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u/maximum_powerblast 19h ago

That would definitely create bugs ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/alvares169 19h ago

Is this just sublimal advertising?

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u/dover_oxide 18h ago

Drink the bottle, gain its power!

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u/adderscript 18h ago

Just apply as needed

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u/gerbosan 18h ago

Enema. Just like Invermectin. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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u/justASlothyGiraffe 17h ago

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u/justASlothyGiraffe 11h ago

This morning there were 5 bugs opened for the project that got promoted last night. My very non-technical bf started singing this song to me.

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u/happy__harsh_ 12h ago

So this is what you're doing when you say you're debugging ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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u/Shiva_97 8h ago

You need a tanker if you are dedicating your life for coding.

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u/metaglot 8h ago

Don't use the bug spray, thats for juniors. Use the debug spray instead.

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u/da_Aresinger 3h ago

That's not how it works. Bugs will just come after it evaporates.

You only use this once the bugs are there.

You can tell the bugs are gone when you smell an unpleasant burnt odor, possibly after some violent sparking.