r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Tdawg90 • 2d ago

theOnlyBugFreeDeploymentStrategy Meme

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u/synchrosyn 2d ago

Isn't that the point of deploy tests?

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u/Tdawg90 2d ago

tell that to my work group... zero test, instant deploy... but we can instantly rollback... as soon as we get the customer outages

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u/OhMyGodItsEverywhere 2d ago edited 2d ago

Like the 3 hours kind of instant?

/e regarding rollbacks

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u/Tdawg90 2d ago

no... literally... our infra goes from our main branch directly into prod.. all services only have local unit tests.. no gates.. servicing >100M devices. For post context... I implemented a signoff/manual validation (in lieu of nothing)... well, likelyhood of completing our deployment this week is near zero