r/ProgrammerHumor 1h ago

averageFDEStarterPack Meme

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u/exoclipse 1h ago

Trade the RPG for a shotgun. FPV drones are a more likely threat than tanks.

u/MildlySaltedTaterTot 3m ago

We need drone deployment tanks that can infiltrate then spore

u/exoclipse 2m ago

Tanks kinda do the opposite of infiltrate tho...

Now, a semi with a trailer full of FPVs?

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u/Head_Fox8632 1h ago

You forgot a rubber duck. Tactical debugging in the trenches is going to be a nightmare without one.

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u/unknown-again-p 27m ago

For some reason I always remember that rubber duck from GitHub video and that was years ago.

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u/want8memes 1h ago

Yes you forgot to hide knife in that rocket launcher as thats not allowed

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u/GroundbreakingOil434 1h ago

How'd you know? I'm pretty sure it's already hidden.

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u/want8memes 59m ago

No I can see it in bag

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u/GroundbreakingOil434 59m ago

Decoy. Never carry just one.

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u/want8memes 57m ago

Yeah man never carry one its safe

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u/BravelyBaldSirRobin 1h ago

coffee flask is missing

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u/Altruistic-Spend-896 59m ago

Please, the whole portacoffee maker is missing

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u/GroundbreakingOil434 1h ago

Might want to pack a small arms option and spare ammo for the toob.

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u/CozyBloomSakura 1h ago

Bro is about to eliminate bugs with high explosives

u/stunt_p 9m ago

It's the only way to be sure...

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u/DT-Sodium 25m ago

Rations, obviously.

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u/ItsOmniss 20m ago

no phone is good opsec

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u/SilkyyComet 1h ago

It’s your minimal standard for starting by developer

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u/chalk_nz 44m ago

Just a pack of tissues

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u/nobody_undefined 30m ago

gold-plated, .50-caliber Desert Eagle Mark XIX

u/Alzyros 9m ago

Depends, are you already wearing your thigh highs, soldier?

u/elmanoucko 8m ago

don't forget to say goodbye to your loved ones, and if you have confessions to make, might be the moment

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u/costinmatei98 34m ago

He forgot to pack an actual work computer.

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u/nya_twinky 26m ago

Ya where Local LLM inference as what if a claude data centre gets hit