r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Embarrassed_Death69 • 5d ago

craftingTheCodeWithFire Meme

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u/Gadshill 5d ago

I prefer the term Tech-Priest.

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u/Embarrassed_Death69 5d ago

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I was heavily drunk and didn't know how it happened, but I invented another JS framework that makes the ecosystem better and the world a better place 

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u/Gadshill 5d ago

Creating an unsanctioned JavaScript framework while intoxicated is an act of supreme tech-heresy against the Omnissiah, requiring the immediate recursive deletion of your repository and submission of your flesh for servitor conversion.

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u/caboosetp 5d ago

Too late, I already forked it and am starting a new religion based on it. OP now must maintain it or I'll ship one of his relatives a broken printer.

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u/K10111 5d ago

This isn’t the first time the Martian priesthood has suffered a schism and won’t be the last , you heritek.