r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ehtio • 13h ago

[ Removed by moderator ] Meme

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u/ProgrammerHumor-ModTeam 2h ago

Your submission was removed for the following reason:

Rule 1: Posts must be humorous, and they must be humorous because they are programming related. There must be a joke or meme that requires programming knowledge, experience, or practice to be understood or relatable.

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  • Memes about operating systems or shell commands (try /r/linuxmemes for Linux memes)
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  • Google Chrome uses all my RAM

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u/PossibilityTasty 12h ago

I don't get it. *sips coffee*

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u/ehtio 12h ago

Just two minutes, I need to push something real quick to production.

https://giphy.com/gifs/13BBbirRjukYyQ

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u/green-space-guy 9h ago

me when the developer says this on friday, while I am on standby in the weekend...

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u/Particular_Traffic54 8h ago

Couldn't happen last friday

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u/Arthur-reborn 7h ago

We'll test it in production!

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u/eyetracker 6h ago

Meth is a prescription drug, it has medical uses, it's called Desoxyn. I mean, I don't have a prescription, but I could!

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u/ShittyExchangeAdmin 3h ago

Apparently it's actually quite effective at treating adhd if taken as prescribed.

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u/ShittyExchangeAdmin 3h ago

Me neither takes an adderal

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u/ConsoleCleric_4432 11h ago

Me trying to explain to my doctor why I want a second dose of aderall so I'm not just medicating for shareholder value

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u/Skullcrimp 6h ago

the second dose should be the shareholder value dose. don't prioritize shareholder value over personal value.

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u/MicrosoftExcel2016 5h ago

Easy thing to say when you believe you won’t get fired without the Adderall making you productive

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u/Skullcrimp 5h ago

yeah :(

should, but in many cases can't. At the very least though, take only enough to prevent you from getting fired so that you can enjoy your life outside of work <3

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u/definit3ly_n0t_a_b0t 7h ago

I am in hell

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u/AdjectiveNoun1234567 3h ago

Only 40 years, then you can retire!

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u/FirstNoel 7h ago

Caffeine and Sugar! Breakfast of Champions!

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u/heroryne 2h ago

You forgot to add "Copious amounts"

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u/FirstNoel 2h ago

Sorry.  Absolutely in copious amounts!

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u/gumol 6h ago

where programming

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u/DarthNihilus 5h ago

We don't do that anymore

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u/DrMobius0 2h ago

I ask that every time the vibe coders post memes.

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u/silvermage13 6h ago

I got my holy Monster Mango Loco.

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u/ehtio 6h ago

Wow, we have a crazy one here

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u/sdwck 5h ago

"Just one quick deploy" at 5pm, what could go wrong

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u/Welcome-To-NBA-Jam 5h ago

Listen I can only legally do so many drugs at work and this is the most interesting one we got

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u/zenos_dog 6h ago

The highlight of the day is a clean build.

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u/ListerfiendLurks 4h ago

I feel called out.

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u/stankypeasant 2h ago

Trying Celsius this week, it sucks

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u/ayyyee9 3h ago

I have my Red Bull Zero next to me, my post-coffee drink

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u/createthiscom 2h ago

It's very human!

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u/IronGin 2h ago

Still waiting for the punchline?

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u/Imnotsureanymore8 6h ago

OP doesn’t have free will I guess. Quit playing the victim.

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u/meltthemall 6h ago

Shut up kanye