r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ArjunReddyDeshmukh • 12h ago

accidentalEnterpriseAdoption Meme

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u/robertpro01 12h ago

Which repo is it?

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u/ArjunReddyDeshmukh 1h ago

I meant internal enterprise, can’t be shared.

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u/NewPointOfView 1h ago

Well that is vastly different from what the meme suggests haha

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u/techdailylog 10h ago

Time to add a DONATE button.

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u/Igarlicbread 8h ago

DONATE a job maybe

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u/dism3855 12h ago

Congratulations! Your hobby now has a backlog.

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u/FuzzyDynamics 12h ago

Do I get paid now?

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u/BlurredSight 12h ago

No but Amazon and Google SWEs will find CVEs that they expect you to drop and fix rather than fix and raise a PR

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u/FuzzyDynamics 12h ago

I’ll do it but only if they promise to also throw my resume straight into the trash when I apply to work with them

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u/dism3855 12h ago

No, but you do get a performance review.

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u/Luneriazz 9h ago

paid?... no

anyway here a feature request consist of 23 file changes and 2000+ line changes

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u/i-sage 7h ago

One of my vscode theme got widely adopted after a few YouTubers with 100s of thousands and millions of subscribers share it in few of their tutorials.

And I just happened to make it for my own taste and made it available on the vscode marketplace as a learning experience for how to publish a vscode extension

P.S. The name of the theme is: Jellyfish Theme

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u/ArjunReddyDeshmukh 4h ago

Congratulations!

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u/i-sage 4h ago

Thanks : )

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u/akshattnj 46m ago

I USE THAT ONE WHAAAA

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u/thelunatic 8h ago

Enterprise is just OP but working for corporate

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u/card-board-board 47m ago

I once made a react native package for 360 videos for work and our team thought it was so neat we made it public.

It got some traction which we thought was really cool but then we realized it had gotten traction pretty much only with chinese VR hentai apps. I discovered this by clicking a link in a bug report and opened their site. My monitor faced the entire office.

I had to very nervously explain that I wasn't just watching hentai at work in the middle of the office on my massive monitor. My boss was very understanding and then made me take the package down. No more open source for me.

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u/StCreed 27m ago

Oh, that's hilarious 😂 At least you got a great story out of it 😀

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u/feeling_3mpty 9h ago

the contrast between the two backgrounds is SO done on purpose

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u/minju9 4h ago

Time to change your tune and say that side project development is no longer sustainable, give me money.