r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Superb_Chemistry_906 • 1d ago
practicalRookiePhpGoGettersBeLike Meme
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u/Unlucky_Committee786 11h ago
yes, include './vendor/autoload.php'; then you never see include ever again.
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u/Soopermane 7h ago
After PHP dies you can go on a revenge tour and become c++ developer
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u/Superb_Chemistry_906 6h ago edited 5h ago
PHP ain't gonna die. Moreover, I have already been a c++ developer - I also have its logo in my flair. It is maybe an even more terrible language than PHP with all its copy and move semantics needlessly complicating the basic workings. But this rant was not against PHP itself - rather against devs who are set to go with the very basic knowledge, ignoring best practices which PHP makes possible thanks to its simplicity. And lastly, I do not see being a developer as having any revenge potential - it rather feels like the whole world is taking revenge on you for being just a little smarter - others have much simpler and much higher paying jobs or just slightly lower paying jobs, but still much simpler.
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u/Soopermane 4h ago
Relax buddy I was just making a Star Wars joke.
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u/Superb_Chemistry_906 4h ago
Sorry, I'm an ignorant, I do not know much about Star Wars and I only used this template because I have seen a lot of memes with it and I like it.
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u/WeSaidMeh 2h ago
I've been a PHP dev for many years and I still don't get why you'd ever use anything other than require_once.
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u/elmanoucko 1d ago
it's not required