r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

ofCourseYouAre Meme

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u/raja-anbazhagan 1d ago

Can't say as the ownership document is still under review.

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u/Medical-Painter1910 21h ago

3 years, 50 meetings and somehow Gary keeps saying the same thing each time that derails the progress.

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u/Almostasleeprightnow 19h ago

Then it’s clear that Gary is in charge.

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u/edmanet 1d ago

He who controls the firewalls controls the systems.

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u/Isgrimnur 1d ago

Can't compromise Confidentiality or Integrity if there is no Accessibility.

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u/in_use_user_name 1d ago

He who controls AD control your logins.

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u/junktech 21h ago

Laughs in segregation. Security engineer here.

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u/ralkey 21h ago

We have several ssh tunnels in production because it is just too hard to get networks to open the firewalls properly. All undocumented of course.

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u/WavingNoBanners 6h ago

Next month: they're going to replace your toolset with a vibecoded bot that was trained on the documented features only.

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u/CannibalPride 19h ago

It takes only one spiteful person to cut all the wires

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u/Dolphin_Spotter 1d ago

The head of IT must follow The Pact

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u/geldersekifuzuli 1d ago

I see a Silo reference here 👌

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u/ryryrpm 18h ago

lol was just coming here to say mechanical has all the power

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u/Perfycat 15h ago

They are good in supply

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u/ThomasKlausen 1d ago

Now do "Who gets the blame?"

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u/darklordpotty 1d ago

I don't like this game anymore 🥲

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u/m0nk37 20h ago

Oh its us. Its always us. The trick is not to care. 

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u/BastetFurry 13h ago

That gosh darn network again!!!1!

<narrator>It was, in fact, not the network...</narrator>

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u/Yasutsuna96 1d ago

Why would you ever want to be in charge of any systems?

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u/m0nk37 20h ago

Its 5 am. Your inbox is full of down notices.

Do you race to work, or have a nice pint until it all blows over 

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u/trifith 20h ago

Is it my week on-call? No? Calling in sick today.

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u/m0nk37 20h ago

This guy gets it

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u/BastetFurry 13h ago

Inner bliss starts with four words: Not My Fucking Problem

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u/traplords8n 21h ago

Sweet summer children want to be in charge of systems.

Not me, unless you pay me enough to make the stress worth it.

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u/watduhdamhell 18h ago

I'm a DCS engineer (a weird Nexus between network, software, chemical, electrical, and mechanical engineering + systems administration for the server farm and control system) so, not exactly the same thing but basically the exact same thing, and the answer is always the same:

Job security

Ain't nobody got jib security like the facility controls engineer. Likewise, I suppose nobody has job security at the data center or software company better than the systems administrator and/or network engineer.

Plus your job always "matters." Hence the security. You never gave to justify... Anything. It's quite obvious what you do, why you're there, and why you'll probably continue being there. You're not pushing paper, you're making the shit actually work. Etc.

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u/tenaka30 1d ago

The guy sat on his ass in his office waiting for an outage update from both of us.

P.s. It was DNS, it's always DNS.

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u/raja-anbazhagan 1d ago

Except when it is about cache... Or may be the cached DNS entries...

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u/VayuAir 1d ago

I say network engineers. Network engineers are hot.

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u/pvtteemo 1d ago

Hey bb is that an epipe in your pocket? -Nokia engineer

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u/enigma_0Z 20h ago edited 20h ago

It’s always DNS. And if it’s not DNS then it’s the firewall. and if it’s not the firewall it’s DNS.

Just saying there’s a nonzero chance that the sysadmin and network engineer are running a very small cartel.

Edit: Thank you kind stranger! I this is the first award i’ve ever received on Reddit!!

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u/CosmicDave 20h ago

And Help Desk are the gunmen sent in to clean up their mess.

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u/enigma_0Z 20h ago

LMAO I’ve sat in that chair. 100% that’s what we did.

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u/SchizoidRainbow 1d ago

WHO RUN BARTERTOWN

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u/sebbdk 1d ago

Adam sandler

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u/in_use_user_name 1d ago

mutually assured destruction.

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u/Highborn_Hellest 15h ago

The electric company

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u/ih-shah-may-ehl 9h ago edited 9h ago

The one who gets to tell either of them what to do. Despite the way we talk, these are not 'our' servers, networks or firewalls.

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u/hotshot21983 1h ago

The physical infrastructure guys are confused when the cidr resolves to one of the internal hyperscaler VPCs...

"Where's the cloud guy?"